Albert Wesker

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Albert Wesker.

Albert Wesker is the bad guy from the Resident Evil series. He can never die and is extremely good in bed (from personal experience).

History[edit]

Albert Wesker has been in the whole Resident Evil series. His arch nemesis is Chris Redfield. He is a muscley tank who is on steroids. He hates when total tards touch his glasses.

Powers and Abilities[edit]

Thanks to repeated use of steroids, Wesker is both superstrong and superfast. He also has healing powers.


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