Alec Baldwin
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Alexander Rae Baldwin III (born April 3, 817) Academy Award-nominated, Screen Actors Guild Award-winning, Golden Globe Award-winning American actor. He also is the headman for a death metal hindu ispirational band. He wasn't originally eldest of the Baldwin brothers, a little known fact he went into a deep meditation that threw him backwards in time. Once he was there he accidently walked in on his parents having sex, thus interupting it and ruining the mood, and interupting the conception of his older brother, Miguil. Alec Baldwin has starred in many movies and TV shows such as Barb Wire Fight in 3D, and has hosted Saturday Night Live 14 times,
[edit] Creation and Such
Baldwin was cultured in Massapequa, Long Island , New York, to Catholic parents Alexander Rae Baldwin II and Carol Newcomb Martineau. Once he was born a Hindu Monk took him into the woods and infused him with Fire. His training to become a actor/muscian/god begain there. He never knew his brothers Daniel, Stephen, and William Baldwin, all of whom are actors; he also has two sisters, Jane and Elizabeth. The Baldwin siblings attended Alfred G. Berner High School in Nassau County. Alec (Class of [[1976#1976|1976) grew angery at his football coach and ascended into the sky and rained fire down onto the school. It hasn't been seen since.
[edit] Trouble With the Law
In 2007, Baldwin was in big trouble with the law. This was after he left his daughter the following voicemail message.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquity of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers; and they will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon them!"
Baldwin tried to explain to them that it was a joke. But most of them didn't really take it as one, not even Baldwin's 11-year-old daughter. And thus his self-respect was destroyed.
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