Aleksander Kwaśniewski

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Aleksander Kwaśniewski - the only person in This World that managed to reach the impossible: he is loved by both Fidel Castro and George W. Bush at the same time. Maybe this is because of his charming chubby cheeks, or maybe because of his ability to present any opinion presently available on the market of opinions. Probably the former.

Achievements[edit]

He has a female wife and a female daughter. Well, that's nothing special, is it? Aha, he is also loved by those two females because he managed to be a president of a considerably big country having virtually no virtues apart from the mentioned chubby cheeks. Also, he loves third reich. Acid heil to?


Polish people, who are Satan's and Tamia's friends
Politics: Andrzej Lepper, Lech Kaczyński alias Kaczor, Lech Wałęsa

Religious figures: Father Director Teddy Rydzyk
Others: Grzegorz Rasiak