| This supermodel is too Damn Sexy!|
If you saw this supermodel it's possible that you might fall to the ground and
worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.
“She's great in the sack.”
“So hot that she gives the sun an inferiority complex.”
“I find that she shows more leg than a millipede, that Alessandra. Except that she isn't a millipede of course.”
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. ”
Alessandra Ambrosio was born on April 11, 1981... Alessandra is the first creature who was going to be born male but was transformed into a goddess 10 minutes before birth. She is popularly nicknamed Bag-of-Bones Ale, and is a Brazilian supermodel. Her last name is spelled Ambrósio, but she couldn't care less if you omit the diacritic mark in her modeling work. When not modeling, she spends her time sucking dicks covered in chocolate.
Ambrosio loves surfing, seeing bands, and sucking dicks covered in chocolate. Especially huge cocks (a.k.a. dicks) covered in chocolate!!!! Many have asked why? To which Alessandra responds: "... chocolate is my favorite thing in the whole world, so I like just about anything covered with chocolate... And my second favorite thing (in the whole world) is the male reproductive organ.... So cocks covered with chocolate is like the BEST THING EVER!!!!! That's why!!! That's why I LOVE COCKS COVERED IN CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The biggest dick she has ever sucked was 54 inches, one man reports she took it so deep you could see it coming out of her ass.
Ambrosio was born in the small town of Erechim, Brazil to petrol station-owner parents... She is the first creature who was going to be born male but was transformed into a goddess 10 minutes before birth... before entering the modeling world, Ale (a.k.a. Alessandra Ambrosio) tried to become a professional soccer player; since that is what all children in Brazil try to do. After noticing that she couldn't make it in the soccer world, Ale (a.k.a. Alessandra Ambrosio) tried to sell fruits on the streets of Brazil, but quickly noticed that the many men coming up to her weren't looking to buy fruits; instead, these men were looking to buy her body... As a result, Ale (a.k.a. Alessandra Ambrosio) decided that she could make a lot of money via showing-off her assets. Hence, she decided to wait until she was at least a teenager, wait because Ale obeys ever rule that exist, before trying to sell her body on the streets of Brazil; but luckily she was recruited by a model agency before then.
When Ambrosio was 12 years old, she enrolled in modeling classes, and from that point on decided that easy money was her game... That is, if she had to work, then easy money work was the only type of work she would be willing to do.... Hence, Alessandra chose modeling as her main career.
Ambrosio is currently the Sex Slave Ambassador for "Rich Men Who Want More Money". Her role as Sex Slave Ambassador requires her to represent Rich Men at events (under their direction) and to provide them with sex after these events.
- Alessandra Ambrosio is also known as Ale ; that is, in the real world, which is outside of Uncyclopedia, Alessandra Ambrosio is known as Ale.
- Alessandra lost her virginity to Bush.
- Alessandra is a slut, a whore, and a goddess; all at the same time.
- Alessandra is a Porn Star, in the ultimate underground world of Adult Entertainment. Only a handful of people have actually seen her in Porn Movies. This is the most well kept secret of all time!!!!
- Alessandra not only loves chocolate-covered dicks, but she also loves to fuck with sexy women...for example, Adriana Lima. This is how Adriana lost her virginity!