Alexander the Great's Campaigns (video game)

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Video Game Wars

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In Development

Philip tests his strength[edit]

*Philkillz has entered the game*
*Ill_B0yz has entered the game*

Philkillz: Ur pirates

Ill_B0yz: Ty

Philkillz: No n00b, sux0r pirates! U die!

Ill_B0yz: Ahh!

*Philkillz strikes Ill_B0yz for 47 damage! Ill_B0yz HP - 47. A critical hit!*

Ill_B0yz: W4NK3R!

Philkillz: Surrnder, and fight 4 me.

Ill_B0yz: K.

Athens decides to attack Macedonia[edit]

*S0crat3s_Pwns has entered the game*

*Philkillz has entered the game*

S0crat3s_Pwns ZOMG! You killed Ill_B0yz!

Philkillz Umm... So?

S0crat3s_PwnsU DIE!

*S0crat3s_Pwns strikes Philkillz for 19 damage!*

PhilkillzWTF?

*Philkillz strikes S0crat3s_Pwns for 3000 damage! A critical hit!*

S0crat3s_Pwns Omg h4x!

*S0crat3s_Pwns has left the game*

Philkillz T0ss3r.

Philip invents new tactics[edit]

*Philkillz has entered the game*

*T0ry_General2 has entered the game*

Philkillz: We need new tactics to become imba!

T0ry_General2: Lik?

Philkillz:How about rly looooong stix?

T0ry_General2:No wai! Ur gai!

Philkillz:Ok. U die.

*T0ry_General2 is banned from the server.*

Philkillz:Lol N00b. Now I have stix ^^

The Social War[edit]

*S0crat3s_Pwns has entered the game*

*BeKOS has entered the game*

*Roads has entered the game*

*Pie0s_is_Imba has entered the game*

*0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS has entered the game*

BeKOS: S0crat3s_Pwns, u sux. I leave ally.

Roads: Me too

Pie0s_is_Imba: Ya

S0crat3s_Pwns: OMG WTF? U GAI!

BeKOS:Look whos talking

Roads: Wooooo!

S0crat3s_Pwns: THATS IT! U get Mel0sed!

*Bitez_Me has entered the game*

Bitez_Me: Not if I hav anythin 2 do wif it

S0crat3s_Pwns:Omg! U n00b! I needz greyn!

*Philkillz has entered the game*

Philkillz:Y0 p33pz

Philkillz: Need help S0c?

S0crat3s_Pwns:Yay! I dont hate u nomorz ^^

Philkillz:I giv Amfipolis if u giv Pidna, Kay?

S0crat3s_Pwns:K

*Philkillz strikes Amfipolis for 296 damage! A critical hit!*

Amfipolis: Dudz? WTF?

*Philkillz* caps Amfipolis*

*Philkillz gets a flag neutrality point!*

*Philkillz* has captured Amfipolis*

Philkillz:Yay! Giv Pidna!

S0crat3s_Pwns:K.

*Philkillz* caps Pidna*

*Philkillz gets a flag neutrality point!*

*Philkillz* has captured Pidna*

Philkillz:LOL! SUCKER!

S0crat3s_Pwns:OMG! YOU F4G! I killz u 2!

Bitez_Me: Lol. Pwned S0c.

0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS:Th4t sucked Philkillz! I join S0c!

S0crat3s_Pwns:w00t!

Philkillz:Gogogo STIX!

*Philkillz strikes 0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS for 412 damage! A critical hit!*

0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS:H4X!

Philkillz:No, jst STIX!

*Philkillz* caps 0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS*

*Philkillz gets a flag neutrality point!*

*Philkillz* has captured 0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS*

S0crat3s_Pwns:Sh1t! Peaz? Plz?

Philkillz:Kk. 0nly Cos I luv u so much =P

S0crat3s_Pwns:Dick.

*S0crat3s_Pwns has left the game*

Philkillz:Lol. I pwned his ass huh?

Roads:Ya

Philkillz:This social war didn't hav a lot 2 do wiv Socialism did it?

RoadsGuess not.

Random Diddly Crap[edit]

*Philkillz has entered the game*

*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has entered the game*

Philkillz:Yayz! My horz wins the Gamez! Free Tibet *Coughs* Crete you Spartan Bastards!

Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:Never Prick!

*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has left the game*

Philkillz:Meh...

*Megas_Pwnage has entered the game*

Philkillz:Oooh! A heir!

Megas_Pwnage:Mweh.

Philkillz:Arnt u cute?

Megas_Pwnage:*Poops*

Philkillz: =(

Philkillz:Grow up n00b

Megas_Pwnage:Googoo

*MisSN has entered the game*

MisSN:LOL! TEMPL OF ARTEMIS FIER!

Philkillz:Lol. Stupid Godes lokin at mai boy rather then her house. Lol.

Third Sacred War[edit]

*Philkillz has entered the game*

*Fibs has entered the game*

Philkillz:Wanna kill Fuckis?

Fibs:Wai n0t?

*Fuckis has entered the game*

Fuckis:Hello.

Philkillz:DIE MOTHERFUCKER!

Fuckis:WTF?

Fibs:HISS!

*Philkillz strikes Fuckis for 78 damage! *

*Philkillz strikes Fuckis for 94 damage! *

*Philkillz strikes Fuckis for 273 damage! A critical hit!*

*Fibs strikes Fuckis for 12 damage! *

Philkillz:WTF was that Fibs?

Fuckis:YEAH? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOTH?

Philkillz:Quiet u.

*Philkillz strikes Fuckis for 659 damage! A critical hit!*

FuckisWanker

* Fuckis dies!*

*Philkillz* caps Fuckis*

*Philkillz gets a flag neutrality point!*

*Philkillz* has captured Fuckis*

Philkillz:W00t

Fibs:Wat do I get?

Philkillz:Uh nothing.

Fibs:Thats lame. You suX

Philkillz:So does ur ma, but at least I aint as ugly

Fibs:*Two fingered salute*

*Fibs has left the game*

Philkillz:Oooh! Thats brave!

*S0crat3s_Pwns has entered the game*

S0crat3s_Pwns:What the hell? Fuckis w4s mai mate!

Philkillz:Well he isn't anymore so piss off

*Philkillz has left the game*

Chaeronea[edit]

*Philkillz has entered the game*

*Fibs has entered the game*

*S0crat3s_Pwns has entered the game*

*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has entered the game*

Philkillz:Rite, I've had enough of you noobz. Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!, U are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.

Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:If.

Fibs:Oooh, fanzy grammar from Philkillz!

Philkillz:Bah, Ill deal wiv u bloody Spartans laterz. Fibs, ur goin down. S0c, u too.

S0crat3s_Pwns:Bring it, dickhole!

*Philkillz has invaded Central Greece*

*Megas_Pwnage has entered the game*

Philkillz:Lo Jnr

Megas_Pwnage:Lo Dad

Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:Get a room u 2!

Megas_Pwnage:Thats rich, coming from the homecity of pederasty.

Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:STFU!

*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has left the game*

Fibs:Go Greeks!

*Phillet's_Steaks strikes Cool_Cats for 34 damage!*

*Cool_Cats strikes Phillet's_Steaks for 28 damage!*

*Phillet's_Steaks strikes Cool_Cats for 41 damage!*

*Cool_Cats strikes Phillet's_Steaks for 36 damage!*

*Phillet's_Steaks strikes Cool_Cats for 32 damage!*

*Cool_Cats strikes Phillet's_Steaks for 45 damage!*

Philkillz:Shit! Rite flank retreat!

S0crat3s_Pwns:LOL! RUN FATBOY RUN!

*Cool_Cats chases Phillet's_Steaks!*

*dotCOMpanions sneaks round the back of the Cool_Cats*

Megas_Pwnage:Onward to Makedonia!

S0crat3s_Pwns:Yay, more troops! Ur dead now Phil >=)

*dotCOMpanions strikes the back of the Cool_Cats for 4500 damage! Critical Hit!*

S0crat3s_Pwns:U N00B!

Philkillz:Lol! Pwned!

S0crat3s_Pwns:Run 4 it!

Fibs:Never!

S0crat3s_Pwns:Suit urself

*Phillet's_Steaks strikes Fibs for 254 damage!*

Fibs:Ahh! I surrenderz!

Philkillz:Mwahahah!

*Philkillz* caps Most of Greece!*

*Philkillz gets a flag neutrality point!*

*Philkillz* has captured Most of Greece*

Philkillz:w00t!

Megas_Pwnage:Yeah! we totalled Greece. Apart from M4dness.

Philkillz:Who gives a shit bout them?

Megas_Pwnage:True

Philkillz:Lets celibate

Megas_Pwnage:You mean "celebrate"

Philkillz:Watevez. What does Celibate mean anyway?

Megas_Pwnage:No sex

Philkillz:...I guess Harry Stotle was worth it then?

The Preperations for the Invasion of Persia[edit]

*Philkillz has entered the game*

*Megas_Pwnage has entered the game*

Philkillz:Ill mak mai pwn ally

*Phil_iz_KICKAZZ has entered the game*

Phil_iz_KICKAZZ:Hi wassup

Philkillz:I want to kill Fat_Fluffy

Phil_iz_KICKAZZ:O.O DUD R U RET4RD3D?

Philkillz:I could so pwn thm

Phil_iz_KICKAZZ:Watevz, shal it b a Greek ally?

Philkillz:Ye, kewl, just ask M4DN3SS + Bitez_Me 1st

*Bitez_Me has entered the game*

*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has entered the game*

Bitez_Me:Sup?

Philkillz:Gonna attck Fat_Fluffy

Bitez_Me:No thx dud, Id rther gt rich ^^

*Bitez_Me has left the game*

Philkillz:Arsewipe...

Philkillz:H0w b0ut U M4DN3SS?

Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:K

Philkillz:Kewl ^^

Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:If I le4d the 4tt4ck

Philkillz:WTF?

Philkillz:Fuck no!

Philkillz:I fucking pwned u!

Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:I dont come then

Philkillz:U fucking n00b! Im glad your n0t comeing!

Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:*Flips off Phillip!*

*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has left the game*

Philkillz:Looks lik its just us

Megas_Pwnage:Yeah

*Pause_4_Thought has entered the game*

Pause_4_Thought:Hi

Philkillz: Who the bl00dy hell r u?

Pause_4_Thought:Umm

Pause_4_Thought:Ur mate

*Pause_4_Thought strikes Philkillz for max damage! A critical hit!*

Philkillz:WTF?!!?!1!?!

*Philkillz dies!*

Philkillz:OMG! U R SO GAY!

Pause_4_Thought:Bye!

*Pause_4_Thought leaves the game!*

Megas_Pwnage:I guess I'm King then. Oh dear.

The Invasion Begins[edit]

*Megas_Pwnage has entered the game*

*Fat_Fluffy has entered the game*

*Teh_4nt4gin4ter has entered the game*

*Lice_Man has entered the game*

*Cash_Not_Cards has entered the game*

*Silly_Pwn4g3 has entered the game*

*T3rr0d4ctyl has entered the game*

Megas_Pwnage:Hi.

Megas_Pwnage:I'll make my army now

*Megas_Pwnage has created the alliance Makedonia_4_EVA with Teh_4nt4gin4ter, Lice_Man, Cash_Not_Cards, Silly_Pwn4g3, T3rr0d4ctyl, Ill_B0yz, S0crat3s_Pwns, Fibs and C0R1N7H!*

Megas_Pwnage:Oh yeah. Fat_Fluffy:WTF? Wai do u need massiv army?

Megas_Pwnage:Umm... To attack #Italy

Fat_Fluffy:B0ll0cks. #Italy pwned bai tribs + Tusk. U could kill em wid 1 army.

Megas_Pwnage:Uhh

*Megas_Pwnage invades #Anatolia! *

Fat_Fluffy:OMG

Megas_Pwnage:Oops. Finger slipped.

Fat_Fluffy:ILL KILL U LIK I KILLED Le0

Megas_Pwnage:Yeah right n00b.

*Megas_Pwnage attacks Granny_Ville! *

*ArseH0L3 has entered the game*

ArseH0L3:H4Y P33P2

Fat_Fluffy:Teh n00bs hav attcked!

ArseH0L3:SKYTH1A? TH3Y R R341 N00B2

Fat_Fluffy:No fathead, TEH GREEKS!

ArseH0L3:O rly?

Fat_Fluffy:YA RLY! NOW GO KILL THEM U SHITBAG!

ArseH0L3:FFS.

*ArseH0L3 strikes Makedonia_4_EVA for 32 damage! *

Megas_Pwnage:You're going down n00b.

*Makedonia_4_EVA strikes ArseH0L3 for 92 damage! *

ArseH0L3:SH1TSH1TSH1T!!11! K111 Megas!

*ArseH0L3 strikes Megas_Pwnage for 67 damage! A critcal hit!*

Megas_Pwnage:SHIT!

*Makedonia_4_EVA strikes ArseH0L3 for 167 damage! A critical hit!*

ArseH0L3:FUCK TH12. 1M G01NG H0M3

*ArseH0L3 Has left the game!*

K1ll_4_Cash:Uhh...

*Makedonia_4_EVA strikes K1ll_4_Cash for 1757 damage! A critical hit!*

*K1ll_4_Cash dies!*

Fat_Fluffy:OMG! U N00B2 CANT U EVEN FUKIN KILL A FUKIN GREEK N00B FUK I HOPE U GET SOM SICK!!11!

Megas_Pwnage:Cool down dude =]

Fat_Fluffy:NOBODY ASKED UR FUKIN OPINION Geeky

Megas_Pwnage:-.-

*Megas_Pwnage* caps #Anatolia*

*Megas_Pwnage* gets a flag neutrality point!*

*Megas_Pwnage* has captured #Anatolia]*

Megas_Pwnage: =]

Fat_Fluffy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!11!1!

*Fat_Fluffy* Has left the game!*