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[edit] In Silicon Valley
Steve Jobs: What happen
Apple manager: Somebody set up us the stock crash!
Apple Stockbroker: We get signal
Steve Jobs: What?
Manager: Main Screen turn on
Steve Jobs: It's you!
Bill Gates: How are you gentlemen!
Bill Gates: 51% of your base are belong to us!
Bill Gates: You are on the way to hostile takeover!
Steve Jobs: What you say?!
Bill Gates: You have no chance to liquidate make your time
Bill Gates: HAHAHA!
Steve Jobs: Take off every listing
Steve Jobs: You know what you doing
Steve Jobs: Move iArmy
Steve Jobs: For great salvation
[edit] Concerning George W. Bush
In AD 2000, election was beginning.
Congress: What happen?
Clinton: Somebody set up us the economy!
Congress: We get signal.
Clinton: What the?
Congress: Main screen turn on.
Clinton: It's you!
Bush: How are you gentlemen?
Bush: All your presidency are belong to us
Bush: You are on the way to depression!
Clinton: What you say???
Bush: You have no chance to survive make your time
Bush: Hahaha.
Clinton: Take off every electoral college
Clinton: I know what I doing
Clinton: Move electoral college
Clinton: For great election
[edit] About Sarah Palin
In AD 2008, campaign was beginning.
Joe Biden: What happen?
Barack Obama: Somebody set us up the Republican vice presidential candidate!
Biden: We get dead Alaskan animals.
Obama: What the?
Biden: Main screen turn on.
Obama: It's you!
Palin: How are you senators?
Palin: All your shotguns are belong to us!
Palin: You are on your way to moose-hunting society!
Obama: What you say?
Palin: You have no chance to survive make your peace and quiet.
Palin: Hahaha.
Obama: Take off every civilized human being
Obama: I know what I doing.
Obama: Move civilized human being
Obama: For great vice presidency.
[edit] On Pokemon Diamond/Pearl
In AD 20XX, Team Rocket strikes again!
Dawn: What happen?!
Ash: Someone set us bomb.
Dawn: We got signal
Ash: PokeTch - Turn on
James: How are you gentlemen, all your Pokemon are belong to us!
Jessie: You are on way to destruction!
Ash: What you say?!
Meowth: You have no chance to protect your Pokemon!
Meowth: HAHAHA
Ash: Use every of our Pokemon, Dawn!
Dawn: I know what I doing
Ash: GO! Pikachu!
Dawn: For great justice!!
[edit] Bork Bork Bork!
VAT HAPPEN ?
SUUMVANE-A SEHT UUP UUS ZE BAWMB.
VEE GEHT SEEGNAL.
VAT?
MEN SKREEN TUUN AWN.
KEPTEEN: EET'S YUU!!
SVEEDESH CHEF: HAW ARE-A YUU GEHNTELMEHN??
SVEEDESH CHEF: ALL YUUR BØRK AR BEELONG TUU UHS.
SVEEDESH CHEF: YUU ARE-A AWN ZE WHEY TUU DESTRUUCTYAWN.
KEPTEEN: VAT YUU SEY !!
SVEEDESH CHEF: YUU HEVE-A NAW CHAHNSE-A TUU SUURVEEVE-A MEEKE-A YUUR TEEME-A.
SVEEDESH CHEF: BØRK BØRK BØRK BØRK
KEPTEEN!
KEPTEEN: TEHKE-A AWF EVEREE 'ZIG'!!
KEPTEEN: YUU KNAW VAT YUU DUUING!
KEPTEEN: MUUVE-A 'ZIG'.
KEPTEEN: FAWR GREEAT JUUSTICE.
[edit] In 9/11
Narrator: In A.D. 2001 war was beginning.
Bush: What happen?
Mayor of New York: Somebody set up us the plane!
Cheney: We get signal.
Rove: What the?
Cheney: Main screen turn on
Bush: It's you?!
Osama bin Laden: How are you gentalmen?
Osama bin Laden: All your WTC are belong to us
Osama bin Laden: You are on the way to destruction!
Bush:(hearing aid losing its battery) What you say???
Osama bin Laden:You have no chance to survive make your time
Osama bin Laden: HAHAHA!
Bush:Take off every marine.
Bush: I know what I doing
Bush: Move marines
Bush: For great Poland
[edit] 2 years later, as Saddam was captured
In A.D. 2003 Bush's other war was begining
Al-Qaeda leader: What happen?
Osama bin Laden: Somebody captured up us the Saddam
Al-Qaeda leader:We get message
Osama bin Laden:???
Al-Qaeda leader: Main phone pick up
Al-Qaeda leader: It's you!
Bush: How are you terrorists?!
Bush: All your oil are belong to U.S.
Bush: You will also be on the way to descruction!
Al-Qaeda leader: Whaaaa?
Bush: You have no chance to retrieve your oil, you will die!
Bush: HAHAHA!
Osama: take off every suicide bomber
Al-Qaeda leader: You know what you doing!?
Osama: Move suicide bomber
Osama:For great jihad
[edit] On Christmas
Narrator: In the year A.D. 2006, Christmas was beginning.
Commander: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the mistletoe.
Operator2: We get signal.
Commander: What!
Operator: Mainscreen Turn on!
Commander: It's you! (O RLY!?)
CATS: How are you gentleman?
CATS: All your stocking are belong to us!
Commander: Oh teh noes!!
CATS: You are on the way to having crap holiday.
CATS: You have no chance to whip up a new batch of eggnog, make your time.
CATS: HAHAHA!
Commander: Man, he still acts like a dick, even on Christmas. Asshole.
[edit] On Halloween
Narrator: In the year A.D. 2006, Halloween was beginning.
Commander: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the doorbell.
Operator2: We get knocking.
Commander: What!
Operator: Main door open.
Commander: It's you!
CATS: How are you gentleman?! (dressed up as a cat)
CATS: All your king-size Snickers are belong to us!
Commander: We actually ran out, man.
CATS: What? Well, uh, then you are on the way to being TP'd!
CATS: You have no chance to survive, make your time!
CATS: Hahaha!
CATS: Oh, by the way, do you like my costume?
Commander: What? Uh, no.
CATS: N00b.
[edit] On Wedding Ceremony
In AD 2007, wedding was beginning...
Priest: What happen?
Groom: Somebody set up us the confetti.
Bride: We get objection!
Groom: Main church door open!
Priest: What can I do for you, my child?
Interruptor: How are you bride and groom? All your present are belong to us! You are on the way to annulment.
Priest: What you say, my child?
Interruptor: You have no chance to have baby make your time! HAHAHA!
Groom: Father!
Priest: Take off wedding ring! You know what you doing! Remove wedding ring. For great annulment.
[edit] On Myspace
"In AD 2007, myspace war was beginning..."
Tom:what happen?
user:someone set up us the spam.
user:we get comments.
Tom:what?!?
Admin:main profile, log in.
Tom:it you!?!
CATS:HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!
CATS:ALL YOUR SERVER MEMORY ARE BELONG TO US!
CATS:YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO CONFUSION!
Tom:what you say?!?
CATS:YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO REMOVE DELETE YOUR PAGE!
CATS:HAHAHA!
Admin:Tom!
Tom:take off every spammer!
Tom:you know what your doing!
Tom:move spam!
Tom:for great myspace!
[edit] In Transformers
"In State Day of Cycle, 1141, war was beginning..."
Optimus Prime: What happen?
Ironhide: Someone set us up the Decepticon.
Ironhide: We get signal.
Prime: Main screen turn on.
Prime: It's you!!
Megatron: How are you Autobots!
Megatron: All your energon are belong to us!
Megatron: Your Sparks are on the way to extinguishing!
Prime: What you say?!?
Megatron: You have no chance to survive make your time!
Megatron: Hahaha....
Prime: Ironhide!
Prime: Take off every "Autobot"!
Ironhide: You know what you are doing.
Prime: Move "Autobot"!
Prime: 'Till all are one!
[edit] Altavista Babelfish Translation
Western calendar 2101 fight started.
Captain: Just, that how it did, word it is, [ sic ]!
Engineer: No person it seems that it could set up the explosive according to.
Communication operator: Captain! Communication entered!
Captain: No っ!
Communication operator: Vision comes to the main screen.
Captain: As for っ you!
CATS: Don't you think? busily so is, the ladies and gentlemen.
CATS: With the cooperation of the Federal Government troop, everything CATS received your base.
CATS: Also your warship, gradually probably is end.
Captain: っ foolish っ...!
CATS: You appreciate in your cooperation.
CATS: Before making the life which at the very most remains and is little, important....
CATS: ハッハッハッハッハッ...
communication operator: Captain....
Captain: In ZIG all machine takeoff order! !
Captain: Already, only you entrust to them.
Captain: Our future desires...
captain: It is the む. ZIG! !
[edit] In Shakespearean times
In the year of our Lord 1501, a great war hath begun.
King: What doth take place?
Servant: Those fiends hath set up us the gunpowder weapon of destruction.
Messenger: Sire, a message hath been bestowed upon us.
King: Darest thou repeat thyself!
Messenger: In the main hall of our castle great, our enemy hath appeared!
King: Thou it be, foulest of them all!
CATS: I bid ye good-den, king and servingmen.
CATS: All thine kingdom doth now belongest to us.
CATS: Thou art on the path to the greatest of destructions.
King: What hast thou spoken now, foe!
CATS: Thy hast no chance to survive, fools! Makest thou the last moments of thine life.
CATS: I shaketh with laughter over thy stupidity, o king!
Messenger: My lord?
King: Send out every zig rider to the last man!
King: Thy knowest what done must be.
King: Zigs, go forth with haste!
King: For our cause is just, and may the lord show us mercy.
[edit] In Chess
By move 23, war was beginning.
King: What happen ?
Rook: Someone set up us the pawn.
Bishop: We get checked.
King: What!
Bishop: King to e5.
Enemy King: How are you gentlemen!!
Enemy King: All your piece are belong to us.
Enemy King: You are on the way to checkmate.
King: What you say!!
Enemy King: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Enemy King: Check...
Bishop: King!!
King: Take off every "Knight".
King: You know what you doing.
King: Move "Knight".
King: For great checkmate.
[edit] In Star Wars
"A long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far away..."
Rebel:What happen?
Captain Antilles:Someone set us up the Star Destroyer.
Rebel:We get docking tube.
Antilles:What?!?
Admin:Main airlock open.
Tom:It's you!
Darth Vader:How are you Rebels!
Vader:All your secret plans are belong to us!
Tom:what you say?!?
Vader:You have no chance to survive make your time.
Vader: Ha ha ha...
Antilles:C-3PO!
Antilles:Take off every escape pod!
Leia:You know what you doing?
Antilles:Launch pod!
Antilles:For great Rebel Alliance!
[edit] In Dungeons & Dragons
In A.D. 2008, random encounter was beginning.
Player 1 (Leader): What happen?
Player 2: Somebody set up us the surprise fireball.
Player 3: We get chanting.
Player 1: What!
Player 3: Listen and spot check turn on.
Player 1: It's you!!
DM: How are you adventurers!! (Impersonating the evil wizard casting a fireball)
DM: All your HP are belong to us.
DM: You are on the way to incineration. (Almost completing another fireball)
Player 1: What you chant!!
DM: You have no chance to survive make your time.
DM: Ha ha ha ha... (Unleashes the fireball)
Player 3: Leader!!
Player 1: Take off every survivor!!
Player 1: You know what you doing.
Player 1: Move survivors.
Player 1: For great retreat.
[edit] In the Land Before Time
Narrator: In B.C. 35,000,000, film was beginning.
Littlefoot: What happen?
Cera: Somebody set up us the earth shake.
Ducky: We get hole in Great Wall.
Littlefoot: What!
Ducky: Main entrance turn open.
Littlefoot: It's you!!
Sharptooth: How are you gentle dinosaurs!!
Sharptooth: All your Great Valley are belong to us.
Sharptooth: You are on the way to extinction.
Littlefoot: What you say!!
Sharptooth: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Sharptooth: Ha Ha Ha Ha....
Ducky: Littlefoot!!
Littlefoot: Take off every 'Petrie'!!
Littlefoot: You know what you doing.
Littlefoot: Move 'Petrie'.
Littlefoot: For great sequel.
[edit] In Czarist Russia
In A.D. 1917, October revolution was beginning.
Nicholas II: What happen?
Soldier: Somebody set us up the revolution.
Messenger: We get commies.
Nicholas II: What!
Messenger: Main letter open.
Nicholas II: (reading letter) It’s you!!
Lenin: How are you gentlemen!!
Lenin: All your means of production are belong to us.
Lenin: You are on the way to socialism.
Nicholas II: What he write!!
Lenin: You have no chance to exploit the proletariat make your time.
Lenin: Ha ha ha ha ….
Messenger: Czar!
Nicholas II: Take off every ‘kulak’!!
Nicholas II: You know what you doing.
Nicholas II: Move ‘kulak”.
Nicholas II: For great feudalism.
[edit] In Sesame Street
At 5:31 pm, letter "P" was beginning.
Big Bird: What happen?
Elmo: Somebody set us up the alphabet.
Big Bird: We get numbers.
Elmo: What!
Big Bird: Main counting turn on.
Big Bird: It’s you!!
BERTS: How are you Muppets!!
BERTS: All your "P"s are belong to us.
BERTS: You are on the way to learning.
Big Bird: What you say!!
BERTS: You have no chance to count to ten make your time.
BERTS: Ha ha ha ha...
Big Bird: Elmo!
Big Bird: Take off every letter "R"!!
Elmo: You know what you doing.
Big Bird: Move letter "R".
Big Bird: For great Sesame Street.
[edit] In the Retirement Home
In AD 2006 Retirement was begining
Old Man#1: [farts loudly] Whhwhwat happen?
Old Man#2: (sleeping) somebody set up us the bomb... zzzzzzzzzzz
Old Man#3: We get signal, and it's interfering with my hearing aid.
Old Man#3: Main screen door open.
Old Man#1: It's it's it's.... you!
Old Lady (Katrina): How are you gentlemen?
Katrina: All your pills are belong to us.
Katrina: There no way to you to retrieve medication!
Old Man#1 (nearly deaf) : What you say?
Katrina: You have... (reads scientific name for pills) Nochanstus urvivmeic jortaim???
Katrina: HAHAHA(coughs badly)
Old Man#2(still sleeping): General... zzzzzz
Old man#1: Take off on walker.
Old Man#1: (struggling with walker)move walker!
Old Man#1: For greaaat... zzzzzzzzzzzzz
[edit] In n00b and 1337 5P34K
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CoolComander: OMFG WTF H4pp3nz??¿?!11
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n3rd1039: lolololololol
CoolComander: stfu b1tch!
n00bc0m3r: HIYOUSUCKDICKSMOTHERFUCKERSLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!
n00bc0m3r: IMAHACKERGIVEMEYOURIP'SYOUBITCHES
n00bc0m3r: AAAAAAAAA!
CoolComander: OMFG g37 d0wn teh Lock Caps U n00b!!!!11
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n00bc0m3r: LOL!1
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CoolComander: OMFG! TurN 0N teh Fi3rw4llZ!!1
CoolComander: 5t0P d0wnl04din' pr0n!!!1
CoolComander: tUrN teh fuckin' Fi3rWallz b1tchez!!11111lololol
CoolComander: OMFG sTFU n00b!!1
[edit] In the Tinned Foods aisle
In Celsius 2101, Warmth was beginning.
Captain Branston: What happen!?
HP Sauce: Somebody set up us the table!
Commis Operator: We get baked beans.
Branston: What? Main toaster turn on. It's you!
HEINZ: How are you bean fanatics !! All your beans are belong to HEINZ. You are on the way to being buttered.
Branston: What you say!?
HEINZ:You have no chance to be toasted, beans in brine. Ha ha ha....
Branston: Move beans, for great toastice! For great toastice, move every bean. Take off every bean fart.
[edit] Westboro Baptist Church
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Homosexual Captain: What happen ?
Homosexual Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Homosexual Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
Fred Phelps: God hates you, you dirty fags!!
Fred Phelps: All your dirty stinking fag base are belong to us.
Fred Phelps: You are on the way to damnation.
Captain: What you say !!
Fred Phelps: You have no chance to be forgiven make your time.
Fred Phelps: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'Fag' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Fag'.
Captain: For great justice.
[edit] In Baseball
In A.D. 2101
Baseball game was beginning.
Team Captain: What happen ?
First Base Man: Somebody set up us the ball.
Announcer: We get announcement.
Team Captain: What !
Announcer: Main teleprompter replay screen turn on.
Team Captain: It's you !!
Team CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
Team CATS: All your base are belong to us.
Team CATS: You are on the way to losing World Series.
Team Captain: What you say !!
Team CATS: You have no chance to win game make half time.
Team CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Announcer: Captain !!
Team Captain: Take off every 'Performance Enhancing Steroids' !!
Team Captain: You know what you doing.
Team Captain: Inject 'Performance Enhancing Steroids'.
Team Captain: For great loss of testicles.
[edit] In the Bedroom
In back of crowded party coat room
Sex was beginning.
Catholic School Girl: What happen ?
Vagina: Somebody set up us the sperm.
Uterus: We get pregnant.
Catholic School Girl: What !
Uterus: Main baby turn on.
Catholic School Girl: It's you !!
BABY: How are you gentlewoman !!
BABY: All your uterus are belong to us.
BABY: You are on the way to pregnancy.
Catholic School Girl: What you say !!
BABY: You have no chance to be virgin make your period.
BABY: Ha ha ha ha ....
Uterus: Slut !!
Catholic School Girl: Take off every 'Fetus' !!
Catholic School Girl: You know what you doing.
Catholic School Girl: Kill 'Fetus'.
Catholic School Girl: For great abortion.
[edit] Math Factor
In 2007 AD, Math assignment was begining.
You: What happened?
A student: Somebody set us up the factorization
Another student: We get stuck.
You: What!
A Student: Main page flipped
You(reading textbook):It's you!
Textbook: How are you Gentlemen!!
Textbook: All Your Numeral Base Factor Are Belong To Us
Textbook: You are on the way of getting an 'F'!
You: What You Say!!
Textbook: You have no way of passing make your time
Textbook: Ha Ha Ha
Another Student: I forgot your name!!
You: Move every 'exponents'!
You: You know what you doing!
You: Move 'exponents'!
You: For great factorization!!
(Note: Unless you are fucking retarded, a number is a base in factorization)
[edit] Law and Order: AYB
In dark alley, murder was beginning.
Novak: What happen?
Stabler: Somebody set up us the murder.
Cragen: We get confession.
Novak: What!
Cragen: Main suspect coerced.
Novak: It's you!
LAWYER: How are you Detectives!!
LAWYER: All your evidence are belong to us.
LAWYER: You are on the way to Internal Affairs hearing.
Cragen: What you say!!
LAWYER: You have no chance to keep jobs make your defence.
LAWYER: Ha ha ha ha ha
Novak: Detectives!
Stabler: Take off every excessive force complaint.
Stabler: You know what you doing.
Stabler: Intimidate suspect.
Stabler: For great brutality.
[edit] In Brad Pitt Moviefilm
In B.C. 210.1
Siege was beginning.
Paris: What happen?
Captain of the Guard: Somebody set up us the Trojan Horse!
General: We get spear.
Paris: What the?
General: Main shield hold up.
Paris: It's you?!
ACHILLES: How are you gentlemen!!
ACHILLES: All your Helen are belong to us.
ACHILLES: You are on the way to destruction!
Paris: [amid chaos of battle] What you say???
ACHILLES: You have no chance to survive make your retreat.
ACHILLES: HA HA HA!
General: Paris!!
Paris: Take out every arrow!!
Paris: I know what I doing.
Paris: Move arrow.
Paris: For great movie.
[edit] In 300
In 480 BC. War was begining
Xerxes: What happened!?
Persian: Someone set us the fire arrow.
Persian #2: We get spear through the gate!
Xerxes: What!!
Persian #2: Main Gate open! (shot by a fire arrow)
Xerxes: It's you!!
Leonidas: How are you gentlemen!!
Leonidas: All Your Base in Thermopyle are belong to us SPARTAAAAAAAAAANS!!!.
Leonidas: (Slowing down time to dodge an arrow) You are on the way to death!!
Xerxes: (In the midst of battle) What you say!!
Leonidas: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Leonidas: Ha ha ha.
Persian #3: Xerxes!! (Decapitated)
Xerxes: Take off every Uber-Immortals!!
Xerxes: You know what you are doing!
Xerxes: Move Uber-Immortals!
Xerxes: For great Persian Empire!!
[edit] In Windows Operating System
In 2007. Windows Vista was beginning
Windows Vista User: What Happen ?
Computer: Somebody set up us the UAC.
Windows Vista: We get error message.
Windows Vista User: What !
Windows Vista Support: Main computer turn off and on.
Windows Vista User (to BSoD): It's you !!
BSoD: How are you gentlemen !!
BSoD: All your RAM are belong to us.
BSoD: You are on the way to losing all your work.
Windows Vista User: What you compute !!
BSoD: You have no chance to backup make your time.
BSoD: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Computer: 'Press any key to terminate the application'
Windows Vista User: Take off every 'Vista Install' !!
Windows Vista User: I know what I doing.
Windows Vista User: Install 'Win XP'.
Windows Vista User: For great Windows.
[edit] In the polling station
| How are you gentlemen? (0 vote) |
[edit] On Message Board
In A.D. 2007, flame war was beginning.
User: What happen?
Flamer: Somebody set up us the account block.
Flamer: We get PM.
User: What!
Flamer: Main inbox open.
User(reading PM): It's you!!
Admin: How are you gentlemen!!
Admin: All your threads are belong to us.
Admin: You are on the way to permaban.
User: What you type!!
Admin: You have no insults to post make your time.
Admin: Ha ha ha ha ....
Flamer: Dude!!
User: Call up every Anonymous!!
User: You know what you invading!
User: Hack site.
User: For great crapflood.
[edit] In Cherry Hill Temple
In A.D. 1992
Invasion was beginning.
Usagi: What happen?
Rei: Somebody set up us the Negaverse.
Ami: We get signal.
Usagi: What?
Ami: Main monitor turn on.
Usagi: It's you!
Jedite: How are you ladies.
Jedite: All your Earth are belong to us.
Jedite: You are on the way to takeover.
Usagi: What you say!!
Jedite: You have no chance to exile fight me.
Jedite: Ha ha ha ha...
Ami: Usagi!
Usagi: Take off every Senshi.
Usagi: You know what you doing.
Usagi: Move Senshi.
Usagi: For great Moon.
[edit] Concerning the Hannah Montana 3-D concert
In A.D. 2008
Concert was beginning.
Fanboy: What happen?
Fangirl #1: Somebody set up us the ticket.
Fangirl #2: We get signal.
Fanboy: What?
Fangirl #2: Main screen turn on.
Fanboy: It's you!
CATS: How are you fans.
CATS: All your ticket are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to sellout.
Fanboy: What you say!!
CATS: You have no chance to watch make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha...
Fangirl #2: Fanboy!
Fanboy: Take off every speeder.
Fanboy: You know what you doing.
Fanboy: Move speeder.
Fanboy: For great concert.
[edit] The average user's contribution to this page
In A.D. 0
glucose was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the glucose.
Operator: We get glucose.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main glucose wash on.
Captain: It's you !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your glucose are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to glucose.
Captain: What you wash !!
Cats: You have no glucose to wash make your time.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: wash off every 'glucose' !!
Captain: You know what you throwing.
Captain: wash 'glucose'.
Captain: For unbalanced glucose.
Captain: [Turning to viewers] I'd like to take a moment to be serious folks. If your AYB looks a bit like the above one, with random anime characters or a bunch of your friends replacing us in some way that you find greatly amusing, please think before you press that Save Page button. Too often have me and my friends been shoehorned into acting out scenarios as characters that don't make us laugh. We've resigned ourselves to being typecast - all we ask is that you show a little consideration before placing your work here. We know you'll do the right thing. For great justice!
[edit] Crisis of Pier in Hong Kong, 2007
In summer 2007,
war was beginning.
- QPF: What happen ?
- Director: Somebody set up us the bomb.
- Security: We get signal.
- QPF: What !
- Security: Main screen turn on.
- QPF: It's you !!
- PRHK: How are you ladies and gentlemen !!
- PRHK: All your pier are belong to us.
- PRHK: You are on the way to destruction.
- QPF: What you say !!
- PRHK: You have no chance to survive make your time.
- PRHK: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
- Security: QPF!!
- QPF: Strictly monitor the the public toilet !!
- QPF: You know what you doing.
- QPF: Monitor the public toilet.
- QPF: For great justice.
- QPF stands for Queen the Pier Fairy in Hong Kong.
- PRHK (Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong) is an unreal country for describing a dark online power in Hong Kong.
[edit] In cleaning war of Cillit Bang
In A.D. 2004
Cleaning war was beginning.
- Jill: What happen?
- Worker: Somebody set up us the dirt.
- JAKAZiD: We get signal.
- Jill: What?
- JAKAZiD: Main screen turn on.
- Jill: It's you!
- Barry Scott: How are you dear ladies!!
- Barry Scott: All your Cillit Bang are belong to us.
- Barry Scott: You are on the way to destruction.
- Jill: What you say!!
- Barry Scott: You have no chance to clean make your time.
- Barry Scott: Ha ha ha ha...
- JAKAZiD: Jill!!
- Jill: Take off every suck!!
- Jill: You know what you doing.
- Jill: Move suck.
- Jill: For great cleaning.
[edit] In Wikipedia
[edit] In Christianity
Currently, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" is the most common message on U.S. church signs. The reasons are obvious, of course. But see God's Favorite Word (note: to view right click on link, click properties, then copy the URL, and paste it in your browser's address bar.)
Bible: In A.D. 33, war was beginning.
God: What happen?
Jesus: Somebody set up us the crucifixtion.
Jesus: We get signal.
God: What!
Jesus: Main screen turn on.
God: It's you!!
DEVIL: How are you God!!
DEVIL: All your Jesus are belong to us.
DEVIL: You are on the way to destruction.
God: What you say!!
DEVIL: You have no chance to survive make your prayers.
DEVIL: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Jesus: God!!
God: Take off every 'Resurection'!!
God: You know what you doing.
God: Move 'Resurection'.
God: For great salvation.
[edit] In Soviet Russia, Japanese Translates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, in A.D. 2101, war begins YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, what happens YOU!!
Mechanic: In Soviet Russia, bomb sets up YOU!!
Operator: In Soviet Russia, signal gets YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, "what!" says YOU!!
Operator: In Soviet Russia, main screen turns on YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, it is YOU!!
CATS: In Soviet Russia, gentleman, how are YOU!!
CATS: In Soviet Russia, all our base are belong to YOU!!
CATS: In Soviet Russia, destruction is on the way to YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, what say YOU!!
CATS: In Soviet Russia, no chance to survive make your time has YOU!!
CATS: In Soviet Russia, "Ha Ha Ha Ha ...." says YOU!!
Operator: In Soviet Russia, "Captain!!" says YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, 'ZIG' takes off YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, what you doing knows YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, 'ZIG' moves YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, great justice for YOU!!
[edit] In the Sirius Star
In AD 2008, piracy was continuing.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Some pirates set up us the capture.
Operator: We get message!
Captain: What you say?
Operator: Main radio turn on.
Captain: Who the hell are you?
Pirate: How are you, gentlemen?
Pirate: All your supertanker are belong to us.
Pirate: We are on the way to enormous ransom.
Captain: What you say?
Pirate: You have no chance to survive deliver your oil.
Pirate: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Operator: Captain!
Captain: Take off every crewmember.
Captain: You know what you doing
Captain: Move crewmember
Captain: For great profit.
