Alleys in Sunderland

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The Alleys in Sunderland are Oscar Wilde's favourite place to stage orgies. No one is quite sure why this is, but everyone in the town agrees that his forays into these dark, dank, rat infested alleys are good for the town, who havent seen this much excitement since The Toy Dolls broke up in 1337.

It is therorised that This Guy lives somewhere in the alleys. The locals curse him for failing to prevent the rat infestation by spending all of his time Huffing Kittens, unfortunately, when ever the police try to find him Oscar Wilde pulls them down into a darker alley and buys them Ice Cream before brutally offering them beers and inviting them to an orgy. None have returned with their shirts buttoned right.