America

“America is pregnant with promises and anticipation, but is murdered by the hand of the inevitable...”

~ Emerlist Davjack (Food Critic)

America's greatest cartographers, Roy Rogers and Wendy King-McDonald, produced this definitive map of America.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about America.

Basically "America" is a big fucking pig which got their ass kicked by a bunch of rice farmers

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