America's Most Wanted
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“I'm a fugitive”
~ Oscar Wilde on America's Most Wanted
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[edit] Where is he
The reason America's Most wanted was made was because Adam Walsh was "tooken". After that John Walsh got mad at people who "acted weird". He started a Group called America's Most Wanted. The most Wanted was orignal a terriost group. But the turned to cracking down on Crime.
[edit] The most wanted
[edit] 1. Osama Bin Laden
We all no what he did on September 11. Well now they thing he's a Terrorist. He started Al-Qauda. I don't know why these sissy freaks put him out as a Fugitive. Maybe because he cause 9/11. BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!
[edit] 2. Hugo Chavez
This is the only guy I can thing that is evil. He hates America and MR. Danger. (Bush) He want's world domination. He's on top of the list for calling Bush a Donkey. The CIA has Just annouced that. They will "Get ride of him." But for safety reasons they put him up as number 2. Even though he's a million miles away.
[edit] 3. Milk
Eve since he was born. Or gutted out of a Cows Utter. He was trying to take over the world. He is wanted for braking bones, making people's teeth rot, and murding cats. He is number three because, He Poison's People. With his deadly Calcium.
[edit] 4. Bush
He is sooooooo EVIL. He led us into war and can't get us out. Hugo Chavez won't shut up about him. Go thing he's out of the White house. He Sucks because he want's Oil and Money. I can't learn because he spends all of our TAXES ON THE WAR!!! He be out in 2008. 'gOOD bYE bUSH!! i cAN't EvAn sPEll rIGhT. bEcAUse oF hIM 11111'
[edit] Killers
Some of the killer that these Sissy's want are
[edit] 1. Zodiac
This guy Sucks! He only killed thirteen people. So why are these Sissy's after him?! what did he do. They made a movie out of it and it was raded five stars. But the movie has nothing to do with the killer. He wrote love letters to the poelice and threaten to kill kids. His Logo is a Target. He was described as a guy with galsses, and drove a taxi. Only one of his Victims got away. To this day he has not been seen.
[edit] External Links
- Report a Tip to AMW Capturing America's Most Wanted Fugitives
