American-Martian

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This language was spoken by Martians who migrated to America using several hundred banana-shaped ships. One of these ships crashed in Roswell, New Mexico raising awareness that America was truly the best country in the universe. Soon a new language was adopted for these newcomers because the government felt like it. The American-Martian language was spoken until agent Sully and Mulder of the X-Files killed them in a massacre called the The Gathering of Pi (Who knows why?). Now it is considered a dead language, but it was the beginning for another dead language, Latin, to be recognized as a Martian language.