American Head Charge
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Amer1can Head Charge is a reality television program that premiered on the Fox News Channel in the Fall 2006 lineup. According to Fox's lead correspondant, John Madden, "What we had here was a game that involved the elimination factor, where as one guy would be eliminated from the cast and then "BOOM!", he's out of the bunker."
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[edit] Debut
American Head Charge debuted on Wednesday night, October 11 from an undisclosed location on 7th street in downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota. Known only to the cast as 'The Entry' this holding facility would be their only residence until the gameshow's conclusion. The cast would be fed three times daily, as required by Grandma, and would be bathed once every other day. Some contestants refused to bathe as a means of "Kicking major fucking ass at this shit" in order to advance themselves throughout rounds with the hope that other contestants might leave the bunker.
[edit] Object
The contestants would be locked up inside of their bunker until one of them would be voted as the winner by the rest of the cast in order to receive the grand prize. If no unanimous vote existed one of the cast members would be chosen to be eliminated and subjected to Chinese Torture. If one cast member decides to quit the show, he'd automatically become known as the 'little sissy wussie' and would be portrayed by the TV network as eliminated anyhow.
[edit] Cast
The show originally started with four contestants. With increasing television ratings, the network had decided to add additional players. The game was to be played with seven members, at times six, sometimes Y.
[edit] Original Cast
- Cameron Diaz
- H.C. Chad III Mr. HanksBanks
- Pete the Great
- DaveGuy
[edit] Additional Cast
- Chris Emery, Utah
- Bender
- Karmal Koяn
- Aaron Zilch
- Derek Boogaard
- Jamie the Great
- Wayne the Good
- Rubin the Rick
- Nickelodeon
[edit] Season Finale
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In the final episode of American Head Charge, broadcast sometime around November or even the month after that one, the final votes were tallied and as a result the two remaining members, Tinmad and Martin, would decide to split the winnings. Failing to understand the importance of having one contestant take home the grand prize, the Fox network had allowed this shit to stand. According to Madden in an interview with himself in front of the mirror; "Here's a guy who just didn't give a fuck. The fewer contestants the series showcased by week was equal to the amount of fans who would tune in. We had a great competitor in this group of guys but ultimately they just couldnt move the ball down field to score." In a follow up statement Madden concludes, "Fucking athletes' foot."
