American Idiot

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billy joe armstrong at 15.

so, heres the thing, american idiot is not an actual albumn...atleast its not just any albumn..

2 know its hideous secret, read on, THIS PAGE IS NOT SAFE FOR AMERICANS...WE ARE AFFRAID IT CONTAINS TOO MUCH INTELLECT FOR AN AVERAGE AMERICAN'S TESTICAL-SIZED BRAIN....

american idiot was the name suggested by dr.obvious...bja(yea, d guy who endorses 324168389936 brands of eye-liners....)..and the other 2 guys(yea, those people in the background of all greenday videos..) obliged.. now, this albumn is not sold to non-americans... but then again....every american has a pride...thus, no one agrees to bein american, and hence the record company went bankrupt... so, their new gimmick was re-nameing the albumn...it soon started being sold as "greenday:your only chance to win a date with george bush..." again , no body bought it, and the few american drunkards who did, dint win the date... then it was called "win a day in bed with paris hilton..." now, the sales dipped further ,the record company soon realised that almost every american had got layed wit the heiress anyways... (oerheard:"no!..her dog is better in bed man...shes no good atall!!" "uh,uh,uh ,uh parissssss,aah...aah...aah...your hurtin me...im never seeing you again!!" "paris?...ooh, that bitch i fucked last night?") now,they finally named the albumn'canadian idiots'....ITS WORKIN..!!! MORE AND MORE CANADIANS AND AMERICANS ARE BUYING IT... DO NOT ASK US WHY....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!