American graffiti

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American Graffiti is a 1973 film directed by Chewbacca. Set in 1962 in a spiralling metropolis in Northern California, it follows a group of racist teenagers on the a plane infested with birds. One of the most memorable comments from the film is "I am sick of these mother fucking birds on this mother fucking Plane" a line later to be used by Samuel L Jackson in a spin of. The events take place against a background of commentary making the film incredibly boring and tedious as Chewys roars often overwhelm the things being said on screen.

Production

The script was written by Chewbacca, Gorbechov and Willard Haig. The movie was based upon the memories of George Lucas's teenage years in Mexico and was primarily shot on location in some place or other. It features Mel's Drive-In formerly located in Hanoi, Veitnam. The high-budget movie was mostly filmed at night over the course of less than 10 fucking years. Come on chewy pull it together, a film started 1962 and released in 1973.

Box Office

Incidently, Chewbacca blamed the films poor box office record ( the box office was pelted with eggs ) on the fact that Richard Nixon had stolen the lime light with Watergate. Aswell as trying to impeach the President Congress also worked on obtaining funds for a rocket that would blast all remaining copies of 'American Graffiti' into space. This was rejected on the grounds that even the edge of space and time were not a far enough distance between Earth and the film so they needn't bother.

Synopsis

Few teenagers out for a laugh. "Simply cutting edge stuff." If we are being honest the plot is a bit shit really.