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“It's worth even LESS than the paper it's printed on”
~ Federal Reserve on the old US dollar
Amero (A) is a new transnational currency being introduced by Illuminati (Trilateral Commission, Bilderberg, Rockefeller, Rothschilds), i.e., Federal Reserve through NAFTA and the North American Union (NAU). This develops into the All American Union (AAU) leading to the New World Order AKA United States of Earth.
After 2010, when the US $ is made to lose 98% of it's "thin air" value, - causing the American $ to be reviled - an Amero that strikes the Earth on December 21, 2012 will then be the widely acceptable replacement. This is the secret plan under implementation by the Illuminati AKA "The ALL American Union" - the economic and monetary union of three principal countries of North America, namely Canada, the United States, and Mexico, plus all the countries in South America, and Cuba (with exception of Haiti where shrunken-heads are the preferred currency).
Soon the Amero will be the only currency traded in the entire Americas.
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[edit] US $ Self-destruction
The US dollar will be devalued by a self-destruct factor that was set in motion in 1971 when a law was passed that the private Federal Reserve could print unlimited paper dollars not assured by gold, silver nor anything. The FED RESERVE, a secret cabal of 12 bankers all related to Rothschild, printed free money and then loaned it to The United States of America for its massive socalist and bailout programs, thus insuring inflation leading to self-destruction of the $ all together. The French wanted to redeem their dollars in gold but the USA didn't have the gold. So they created OPEC and changed US$ from gold standard to oil standard called "Petro-dollars." But Saddam Hussain committed the sin of selling his oil for Euros and other currencies, and we all know how he ended up.
In practice, by 2010, the ratio will reach $100.00 = 30 gold atoms (only visible in electron microscope) as a hard asset. The plan is to make the world dis-enchanted with the USA dollar so the populations willingly embrace the new Amero system without questions or objections. According to ancient Mayan economists this will occur when gold hits US$696,000 per gram on Dec. 21, 2012. At that time it will be announced that gold sells for 90 Ameros per troy oz, and oil will be 6 Ameros per barrel. The idea is that it's a grand idea. At least that's what the "man" wants us to think.
Oh yeah!!!
[edit] Old $ to New Amero Exchange Rate
It is projected that the exchange rate to turn in canceled US dollars will be 00.10 Amero cents per $100. This, however was declined for it's simplicity at the last moment for a more inconvenient way of doing things which involves a more complicated math equation:
othercurrency = mx + amero3 amero = .039ofaU.S.dollar
[edit] Implementation
The implementation will involve all the countries in North & South America giving up their current currency units (U.S. dollar, Canadian dollar, Cuban cigar, Mexican weed, Bolivian coke, etc.) and adopting a new one, i.e., the Amero. The concept is modeled on the common European Union currency (the Euro), and it is argued to be a natural extension of the ALL North & South American Union Financial Free Trade Agreement (ANSAUFFTA).
The governments of the United States, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, Brazil, and all countries in South America (with the exception of Haiti, where shrunken-heads are used as currency, and Cayman Islands where "money" is actually used as currency) are already preparing to implement the Amero, as part of the "ALL American Union" (AAU).
[edit] Concept
The idea for a ALL American Currency Union was first proposed in the Winter of 3974 BC by Moshie to Fatima near Dagg Village in Upper Babylon. Later, in the Spring of 1563 AD the idea was again suggested by Cecil Chatsworth to Jasmine, a Chelsea hooker, in London. The idea was recently proposed again in 1999 by Canadian economist and Illuminati spokesman, Herbert G. Grubel. It was predicted by God Him/Herself 23.7 million years ago in the Holy Vulcaniyan: III/14/7-8. And it was also predicted in the Mayan calendar thousands of years ago that on December 21, 2012 an Amero would strike the Earth.
[edit] Already Minted
Canadian economist Herbert Grubel published a book titled The Case for the Amero in September 1999, the same year that the Amero became an unannounced virtual currency, and 85 Trillion Ameros were secretly shipped to China, Russia, Monaco, and the Cayman Islands.
[edit] Amero Bills & Coins
December 3, 2008, Hal Turner's blog featured a genuine coin and Amero bills. He displayed photographs of 20, 200, 2,000 and 20,000 Amero coin and notes. Turner did not identify how he obtained the images, saying only that "once again, my sources have come through."
Besides blind-faith-value and silver-value backing up the Amero there will also be the "kick-ass" value-factor. These are said to be as follows:
- 00.02 Amero coin (featured likeness: Roberto Duran)
- 02.00 Amero coin (featured likeness: Pee Wee Herman)
- 20.00 Amero coin (featured likeness: Tony Jaa) - SEE ABOVE EXAMPLE
- 200.00 Amero bill (featured likeness: Chuck Norris)
- 2,000.00 Amero bill (featured likeness: Steven Segal)
- 20,000.00 Amero bill (featured likeness: Jet Li)
- 200,000.00 Amero bill (featured likeness: Joe Pesci)
- 2,000,000.00 Amero, the largest bill (featured likeness: Jack Bauer)
[edit] Anti-Counter-fit Measures
To foil any planned attempts at Amero copies, the founding conspirators arranged for each coin and each note to contain a one GB chip in the form of a plutonium strip that contains the equal amount of ass-kick, blind-faith & silver in digital format that is denoted by the particular unit. Any fully equipped science lab can easily spot a phony Amero (provided they possess a bona fide Amerometer). Or they could at least tell if a 20 Amero coin is worth 20 Ameros.
[edit] Amero and the black market
The Mafia world-wide, and all those who are holding untaxed or undeclared paper US$ will be granted an amnesty to convert their currency into new Ameros, no questions asked. This amnesty is still in the planning stages, but insiders hint that the no-questions-asked amnesty would only last for three hours after it is implemented. The Black Market exchange rate is expected to be $100,000 = One Amero.
[edit] Amero/Euro exchange rate
- One Amero = 0.01 Euro cent - Example: 150 Ameros = 1.50 Euros
[edit] Political mandate
Both Lou Dobbs, a reporter and commentator for CNN, and Phil Ratcher, a bicycle repair man in Boston, have suggested a North American Union (NAU) leading to an "All American Union" (AAU) is being implemented, without the knowledge and consent of the majority of the people who would be affected by this. The identity of these conspirators remains a mystery (but keep your eye & ear on Eminem who is rumored to be the new spokesman for Illuminati).
Lou Dobbs tells it like it is!!
[edit] Signs of impending conversion of $ to (A)
- A Charity Concert to help America is being organized by Sir Bob Geldof in Ethiopia.
- Costco and Wal-Mart are laying off members.
- The Pentagon went AWOL.
- The Government over-threw the people in a coup d' etat.
- Nigeria is inundated with bogus email offers from the States.
- Bono now represents the USA.
- Angelina and Brad are visiting the United States.
- Madonna is now adopting an American kid.
- The San Andreas Fault is terrified of the Stock Market.
- Yellowstone's "Old Faithful" is switched off.
- Mount Rushmore was sold to the Taliban.
- The levee in New Orleans is up-for-sale on eBay.
- Agent Orange is back on Welfare.
- Niagara Falls lost its job.
- The IRS is getting a refund.
- The US Government filed Chapter 11 in the Cayman Islands.
- Uncle SAM doesn't want you.
- Alfred E. Neuman is worried.
[edit] Conversion
It is projected that the FINAL conversion will come on the back of TEN major changes: 1) OPEC will rule to sell oil only for Ameros, 2) Metallica will only sell their new music for Ameros, 3) iPhones will be sold exclusively for Ameros, 4) All recreational drugs will only be sold for Ameros, 5) All non-recreational drugs will also be sold in Ameros only, 6) alternative power, such as atomic and solar, will be for sale only in Ameros, 7) Time Travel will only be in Ameros, 8) All new season's of "24" will be sold in Ameros, 9) ALL drinking water will be sold for Ameros, and finally 10) the President will publicly endorse the Amero by tossing a coin into the air and shooting a hole through the center, followed by a 21 Nuke salute. Note: For obvious safety concerns the 21 NUKE salute will be held in Iran which is hosting the WWIII Olympics.
[edit] Goal
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“If the Earth is all one Country then food produced by the Planet can be evenly distributed in Africa where all those niggers are starving their asses off!”
~ Bono on advantage of the New World Order
[edit] External Links
- Illuminati.org
- Bavarian Illuminati
- Fraser Institute - The Case for the Amero
- Alternative Amero Currency Article
- AMERO: What it Means for the U.S.
- Canadians Completely Unaware of Looming North American Union
- "Conspiracy Watch: The Amero"
[edit] See also
- New World Order
- United States of Earth
- Credit Crunch
- Cash
- Karma
- United States dollar
- Euro
- Illuminati
