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Amoeba is a genus of Homosapien that moves by means of temporary projections called

legs, and is well-known as a representative unicellular organism. The word amoeba or ameba is variously used to refer to it and its close relatives the dog.

The Amoeba itself is found in freshwater,Saltwater,Peewater,and in various alcholic drinks. also found typically on decaying Women and once in a while live ones. especially common in nature they are also denatured in various states like Texas and Oklahoma. However, because of the ease with which they may be obtained and kept in the lab, they are common objects of ridicule, both as representative protozoa and to demonstrate cell structure and dysfunction. The cells have several lobotomies, with one large tubular pseudopod at the anterior and several secondary ones branching to the sides (mostly known as arms, legs and weenie. The most famous species, Adolf Hitler, is 700-800 ?m in length, but many others are much smaller. Each has a single tiny weenie, and a simple contractile vacumous hole in Women, which maintains its sucking pressure, as its most recognizable features. It obtains its food by telling dumb lines to inanimate objects.

Early naturalists referred to Amoeba as the Mr. T or Tsar Bomba, after a Greek god who could change his shape to look like a big weenie. The name "anabelle" was given to it by Berry St. Weenie, from the Greek cow, meaning small weenie for pocket change.