Amoeba
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Amoebas are small and easy to care for pets. They are a severely endangered race of pigeons, and as such are expensive yet hardy.
[edit] Amoeba Size and Habits
Amoeba are very small. A new breeder must realise this early. If you could imagine a dog the size of a flea, then imagine the tic on that dog, then imagine the bacteria on that tic, you have passed the initiation and can now purchase an amoeba.
A normal Amoeba will live for roughly 14 weeks, in which they will eat half a thimbleful of bacteria, and give birth to between 20 and 30 (judging on heat and food levels) million young.
