Amulet of Power

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Around the time when penis fell to the might of goneria, devout followers of penis ran to madagascar. Madagascar, unknown to goneria and his minions, was a site of great power. The followers of penis( who have turned into lemurs for their disguise) created an artifact of great power, to one day .....ummm hurt goneria. So, the amulet of power was born.

Around the time Chuck Norris will defend the world from the resurrected Oprah and her minions, The vengeful followers of penis will strike goneria....