Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without TITS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FELCHMONKEY article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“What the FUCK?! My DICK!!”

~ Tourettes Guy on this article

“Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd twat.”

~ George Carlin on this article

Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurological SHIT or ARSE neurochemical FUCK disorder TITWANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden TAMPONS m-m-m-m-m-movements or HELLFIRE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple SHITHEAD motor and vocal tics may FENCE JUMPER include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TURD by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat DAMMIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLUSTER FUCK BULLCRAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame Street was one of the first PISS OFF television programs to address YOU WANKER Tourette's syndrome.

D'OH Tourette's is PISSHOLE not to be FUCK YOU confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying FIST FUCK chronic condition which involves CUNTRAG random PISS ARTIST disorientation, culturally-RAT'S ASS-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK language, PISS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITTIES GOBSHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky I'LL RAPE YOU souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of DILDO garbage.

[edit] A SEMEN Polite Note to the BIGNOSE Author:

The DESU Tourette's SPUNK Research Institute was EXTRA LONG PENIS founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- HONKY I am 17 JESSE McCARTNEY years old and have NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your GREASER article HONKY funny or amusing in any way, and RAPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOTHERFUCKER changed as soon as DAMMIT possible.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I'LL RAPE YOU Tourrette's sufferers BULLSHIT swear. You can ASSHAT blame television, blame BUKKAKE TV, for always focusing on the CLIT bad side of a terrible BULLCRAP thing.
• The main MOTHERFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SPICY CUNT FUCK involuntary muscle spasms, or BOOBIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FROG'S FAT ASS knee FLAMING ASS BADGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JERK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE children to be bullied at JESSE McCARTNEY school for GRAPE PENIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANK sufferers to become I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! manically depressed and TOWELHEAD commit FUCKWIT suicide.
• There is no DONALD RUMSFELD cure, and the BARBRA STREISAND drugs that are available to "calm" the DICK tics often have adverse POWERSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELCHMONKEY perodol" which caused my entire I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL body to go BALLS numb and ABO basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS OFF it is without the FLYING FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a CLIT tourette syndrome FUCKING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING ROUGE THE BAT eradicating DICK CHICKEN the DICK public view of Tourettes as a "PISS swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more.

I am ASSFACE sorry for WIGGER "hi-jacking" your FUCKING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I'LL RAPE YOU this that really GO HOME AND DIE annoys me. I am working towards a ASSCRACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this CHOAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMMIT, and making fun of a WOODPECKERSHIT horrible disorder is (not) CHAV funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your BONG time.

Best FUCK OFF regards,

Phillip “FUCK” Baker

[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As BELGIUM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. SNUFF PORN Regards to Andrew DOUCHE NAZI Shi. You cunt.

[edit] A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK MY DICK punch him if you RANDY TRAVIS want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to WHITE RIGHTS put up with SALISBURY hatred even though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

[edit] Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAT'S ASS saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

The first effects of Tourette's Syndrome.

[edit] How to [EXPLETIVE] cure the [EXPLETIVE] Tourette's Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment for BUTT-HEAD Tourette's Syndrome is CUNT LAPPER following these TAMPONS rules in CUNT order:

• 1: Avoid YID immature little kids,
• 2: Count to NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES within HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! 10 seconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKING mouth nor SPUNK talk,
• 4: Tell JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST yourself you WOODPECKERSHIT don't SHEEP SHAGGER have this SPUNK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!

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	FUCK YOU <insert name here>! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
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Article written in the style of its subject This article is GRINGO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its LENS CRAFTERS subject. If you do not find it funny GO COUNT YOUR DICK, it is probably because you are an INBRED NIGGER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FIRECROTCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a COCKSHITTER joke loses its humour JACKASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CHENEY ignorant, then you wouldn't have ASSRAPING needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TRANNY TITS REDNECK BUTT PIRATE BONER!!!!!