Anarcho-capitmunism

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Anarcho-capitmunism is held by many to be the most perfect political philosophy ever created, somehow merging the goals of anarchism, capitalism, and communism into a practical whole without compromising any of their benefits. It is also impossible to understand without the aid of some very heavy psychedelics, or a severe lack of sleep, or at the very least a working knowledge of the language of Truckers. Unfortunately, this has made it very unpopular, especially among anarchists, capitalists, and communists, and their various crossbreeds, including anarcho-capitmunists. Not coincidentally, many anarcho-capitmunists spend all their time arguing with each other.

Explaining the theories of anarcho-capitmunism would require over 10^54*8 pages in 12 point font(doublespaced) to explain, and therefore will not be explained here. A vague understanding of the ideas however, can be summed up in the following.

People want stuff. The wanting of stuff leads to property, and property leads to others lacking stuff. However, property also leads to progress. Furthermore, if there was no property, everyone who be either more miserable, or completely confused. The obvious soulution is for EVERYONE TO HAVE ALL THE STUFF THEY WANT. Obviously, this seems completely impractical, and the theories of anarcho-capitmunism primarily deal with making it practical.

It is believed that the original creator of the ideas of anarcho-capitmunism may be a Goa'uld, but this will never be known, as he was killed by Kung-Fu-Marx shortly after he published his ideas.