Andrew Eldritch

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“When you hear something that sounds like David Bowie with a dark voice on crack, you know it's Eldritch. Is it only me who thinks he looks kinda like a monkey?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Andrew Eldritch

Andrew Eldritch is one of the biggest popstars in the world. Quite. Even though he's a genius in music *cough* he's a real bastard in real life. Screwing up peoples life's with depressing songs, how nice is that on a scale from one to ten?? Anyway, as you might understand he hates his fans, biggest reason's because they're a bunch of goths and he's not. He really isn't. That guy looking kinda gay in H.I.M. is. The Sisters of Mercy is a popband, though some times they play rock'n'roll or heavy metal.