Andrew W.K.

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"Yes we're going to a party party

Yes we're going to a party party

Yes we're going to a party party"

~Beatles RSVPing to Andrew W.K.'s Party-themed Party

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of parties"

~Charles Dickens on not one of Andrew W.K.'s grittily realistic Victorian era London parties

Andrew W.K. (December 25, 1969-...) is an American rock and roll musician.

[edit] Early Life/Summoning

Sir Paul Mccartney died October 12, 1969 in a horrific car crash. The accident is described in great detail in the song Day in the Life off of Sgt. Peppers. Also note how only three Beatles RSVP for Andrew W.K.'s Party-themed Party above. So, after getting the various bits and pieces of his body out of the holes in the Albert Hall, the remaining Beatles sent them to Los Angeles to be reanimated by Jesus. Because after all, that is what the song Honey Pie is all about, or were you not paying attention?

Thanks to America's awesomely efficient government run, and yet still totally capitalist parcel service, the parts only arrived to Jesus on the 25th of December, 1969. By that point they were mildly decomposed, so Jesus put them together while totally rocking out to a song the Beatles had just penned for him. Funny thing about the Beatles is they'd write songs for anyone for any reason. Eric Clapton has an addiction to chocolates? Write him a song about chocolates being bad for his teeth. It's Jesus' birthday and he's putting back together their bass player? Write him a song about it being his birthday ... and dancing.

So, as in the wise words of John Sebastian, more or less, "the magic's in the music and the music's in the reanimated corpse of a pompous Liverpudlian". The body was rebuilt, but his wide lyrical range had been slimmed to songs about partying. The new creature was dubbed Andrew (a suitably retarded American name to divert suspicion) Walrus (Holy Shit the walrus was Paul after all)-KooKooKaJoob (they were all on acid at that point, ok?).

Upon his awakening he began a successful cleansing purge of all hippies in the world. Doubt the veracity of this shit? Ok then, how do you explain the 1960s ending within a week of his rise? Exactly.

He then ventured into the Sierra Nevada Mountains and remained hidden there until the early 2000s when he resurfaced and restarted his music career.

[edit] The Andrew W.K. Drinking Game/Suicide Method

• Step One:
  

  

  Andrew W.K. 20 seconds into this game
  • Make a playlist out if the following tracks in this order:
    • Party Til you Puke
    • It's Time to Party
    • Party Hard
    • Long Live The Party
    • The Nazi Party Party that will last Ein Tausend Jahren
    • Big Party
    • Party Party Party
• Step Two:
  • Drink a shot every time he says "party".