Andrology
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Andrology (from the Greek andros, man) is the medical specialty that deals with willies, particularly relating to the problems of the sausage and meatballs and wee wee problems that are unique to men (beings with mansticks see meatspin). It is the counterpart to gynaecology, which deals with medical issues which are specific to women such as housework and vaginas. Andrology has only been studied as a distinct specialty since the late 1960s but it is worth noting that the Seleucids viewed Andrology as an sacred art. The first specialist journal on the subject was the German periodical Andrologie (now called grabbing life by the balls), published from 1969 onwards [1].
Most men's first experience woth andrology occurs at the age of 13 when in the natural process of growing up their penis suddenly splits into two sections forming the the pothomus and the hypno-pothomus which will serve them well in later life.
Although men are more resistant to many conditions that adversely affect women, such as pregnancy, they do suffer from their own diseases such as crazy flailing-about ball syndrome.
Male-specific medical and surgical procedures include vasectomy and vasovasostomy (one of the vasectomy reversal procedures) as well as intervention to deal with male willy disorders such as:
- ballitis
- cryptowillymania
- euphoric testis
- willyitis
- epididymitis
- frenulum breve
- hydrocele
- hypospadias
- impotence
- infertility
- tiny willy
- massive willy
- penile fracture
There is also the notable area of canine andrology which mainly revolves around the study of cocker spaniels, balldogs, Bluestick Coonhounds, Cockapoos, Dunkers, Springer Spaniels, German Longhaired Pointers, tibetan mastiffs, Kunming Dogs, Australian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dogs and other such silly named dogs.
Social and economic andrology was once a popular and widely acclaimed social science but has been disreputed in recent years after it was discovered that politicians have no willies.
[edit] Notes
- ↑ Social Studies of willies (1990) 20, p. 32
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