Anglo-Fat Bastard War

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The Anglo-Fat Bastard War was a war that took place from 1 am to 3 am (bst) Saturday the 16th of June. It took place on the xbox 360 when 4 English heroes had a dramatic showdown with 4 morbidly obeace Americans, these Americans were proof that 90% of Americans are actualy whales that have evolved just enough to roll around, team kill and Glitch.

The Americans demonstrated there usual talents of being about as clever as a dead rat and as fat as a whale.

There was a lot of verbals flying about between rounds with the heroic brits hurling abuse at the whales who hurled some back, there abuse however was not very good as they said we English could not speak proper english and that the English were in-fact supid. The first battle commenced and the whales narrowly defeated the English in a close engagement. The Americans only won because they were being homosexual whales and glitchin which made it harder for us to win the first round, however the second round saw the English get pwned but with the whales needing only 4 point the 4 english heroes re-grouped and kicked 7 shades of shit out of the whales as we beat them. The interval banter was lovely with the whales trying to out merk the English, they failed dismaly and were humiliated that they had lost so they ate all there food, this lead to 1 of there number exploding and leaving, The 4th spot however was taken up by another whale so battle re-commenced.

The Americans won the next 2 rounds with the English havin a well earned chill out. The war was drawing to a close and it was apparant that the mass of the whales made it impossibl for us to win so we re-doubled our efforts into slue'ing them which was magicly succesful the whales again demonstrated there stupidity and we eventualy got bored and got kicked.

The war ended with the whales having a hollow victory, the victory was hollow because the fat fuckers got merked in slaggin matches by the 4 heroes.

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