Animal Collective
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“They are the future man”
~ guy at the record store downtown on Animal Collective
“Transcendent of traditional musical clichés to the point one must recognize the existence of a higher artistic power working its omnipotence upon the listener”
~ Inide Music Tri Monthly on Animal Collective
Animal Collective began as a commune for escaped farm animals in lower bottom side Manhattan with that addition of Otto the nefarious pig the commune became a cutting edge indie music act. Their thousand year music career has touched many lives as well as children
[edit] Animal Sound
Animal Collective is well known for their use of many obscure instruments including but not limited too sleigh bells,hells bells,Marilyn Manson's right big toe, extension cords,tribal drums, the country of Lithuania, teeth, nothing, chemical X, uranium, teen literature, teenagers, elfen horseshoes and ethanol. Animal Collective often employs tribal beats in their music to ward off the evil spirits of the Evil Burgesoie Pop Music Industrial Complex and evil spirits of course. Animal Collective employs many unique genres in thier music everything from Psychadelic Country Blues Quartet to Electric Acopella.
[edit] Animal Activism
3 out of the 4 of the members of Animal Collective are members of AETP or Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People. They have spoken out against the hunting of people and have actively campaigned to get the Homo Sapien added to the endangered species list. They have recently played concerts at Rock Against The Unethical Treatment of Humanity.
[edit] Animal History and Stuff
In the late 1913's Animal Collective began to experiment with street drugs such as Meth and Candy Apples. The band's harpoon player Sheep De Williamson began a slow spiral into addiction. Sheep De Williamson began to not come to practice instead going down to the local sugar cube dealer. The rest of the band began to become fed up with Sheep De Williamson's behaviour. Otto the nefarious pig went as far as suggesting he be sold for glue to Elmers. Clockin Mc Johnson old friends with De Williamson would have none of it though and checked the drug addled sheep into rehab. Sheep De Williamson came out a changed sheep and from then on the band made many hit songs about Rainbows,Sunshine and Carnival rides.
The band soon released the critically acclaimed album "Elvis Presley's White Tiger Ride" which was soon put onto Ridiculous Art Magazine Tri-Monthly best albums of 1935. The album rocketed Animal Collective to the mildly high heights of alternative rock stardom. Soon half dozens of black turtle-necked wide rimmed glasses fans were standing outside Animal Collective shows smoking cigarettes discussing the newest cool haircut. After touring the greater New York area for 3 weeks Animal Collective decided to create their masterpiece.
