Animal Farm
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Animal Farm was a English rural holiday resort and theme park owned by pigs, operated in collusion with mankind and run by "would-be livestock". It was the precursor to Disneyland; a massively up-scaled imitation.
[edit] New Farm Order
Animal Farm was the result of a 1945 coup d'etat. It was masterminded by a single Berkshire boar, known subsequent to the uprising as Napoleon I (b.1940 - 1960). With the help of his human aide Mr. Whymper, Napoleon was able to convert the farm into first a animal refuge, and then a communist paridise catering to communists such as Stalin, Mao tse Tung and Elmo .Napolean however still lived in his communist bachlor stall with his stallmate PorkyPig. PorkyPig later went off to Waner bros for an acting carrer. When Napolean came to Power in 1954 he decided every femal pig shall live in his stall. Five years later Napolean soon left Animal farm and moved to Los Angeles. While in Los Angeles he became addicted to bacon in result he soon got swine flu from being a cannibilist and died. His body was preseverd and sent to The President hall of fame as Gorge Washinton's pet pig.
[edit] The Horse's Takeover
Napoleon was now a major porcine dynasty, remained the proprietors of Animal Farm until 1954, when their mockery of capilist ideals and hatred of pigs caught the eye of Boxer. A gigantic takeover followed swiftly and Napoleon became the youngest multi-millionaires in Britain. When he turned 16 Napoleon I married Boxers's daughter and his sons relocated to Malibu to lie sweating and bloated in the sun until atrophy eventually set in. How ever Napolean's wife was human and strongly protested againt the Autobot party.
The first act of the new management was a "labour reassignment drive", which saw every member of the current non-human workforce turned inside out, their innards processed in a glue factory and their skins fashioned into costumes to be worn by human "animal impersonators".Napolean soon lived in Los angeles as the Founder of Peta Los Angeles branch.
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