Anna Williams (Full blown Tail Arts)
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“Either that tail is a result of a horrible mutation or Women's Fashion as really lost touch with Reality”
~ A Local Homosexual on On Anna's choice of Booty Dress
Anna Hemingway is a TailGater and is the only known person to gladly display her Tail in it finery unlike her sister Nina Heming way who has cut hers off after forgeting her she was after a amnesia attack in a mechnamech Facility.
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[edit] Tekken 1 The First Whiff
Anna was a secret Character in Ninas story mode and had very little storyline in the game itself. The only Storyline that had anna in it was had the end of Ninas story mode well Anna had a argument with nina who was demanding Nina to give back her Medication so she can heal her condition of Atheletes Tail
[edit] Tekken 1: The Second Whiff Of Buttocks: Michael Jackson Edition
When she entered the King Of Iron Buttocks 1 for no reason, she instantly fell in love with Michael Jackson. When the boss got ownt by Anna, Michael and Anna went back to Michael's mansion. They fucked and out of nowhere a child came out. This child is yet to be identified, but it is rumored that he is Chuck Norris. However, Anna cut off his tail, ditched and killed Michael, and started having a gay relationship with Anna and sucked her rotten pussy and took heroine, coke and speed every day until the second tournament.
[edit] Tekken 2 Substance Abuse
Anna had her own storyline in tekken 2 where she found out her boyfriend Lee Chaolan was competing in the king of Bronze Foot Tournament. she was concerned that Nina might take her boyfriend away who was uneasy with prospect of making out with a girl who had a "third Leg". After Beating Nina Lee Finally decided to go out again with anna to give the relationship a try. Her ending was them having sex when she inserted her tail into his prostrate gland and then lee fainted of sheer excitement.
After finding out that he is a poof, she looks cross and then walks away leaving Lee with a very sore arse.
[edit] Tekken 3 Intoxication
Anna was Shocked to see that Nina had cut off her Tail after the amnesis attack in the machamech complex. So she entered the king of Bronze Foot so she can get the money to go for limb regrowing unit to get nina tail Back. After meeting nina again it was obviously she was in pain so she knocked her out cold to save pain and continued in her journey. after getting her money she took the nina to got to surgery.
Ending is that Nina did get her Tail Back put the Tail to well. It gave off a smell which was irristable to men and flocks of men kept flocking to their door. Anna Stopped This Buy cutting over her Tail and threw in the street put it fell in the nearby canal and all the men including Lee Chaolan followed the smell into the canal.
[edit] Tekken 4 Tekkening the Piss
Anna was not in Tekken 4 in any form so not worthing mentioning.
[edit] Tekken 5 The Anal Package
Anna realized she was getting old and as a Tailgate this ment one thing, Her Tail was increasing size and giving off copius amounts water from The G spot Area which did not give her fashion image any favours. It was so Terrible that no body would treat it so anna had to go get some unconventional treatment. After Meeting Hitachi secret Cliche she was giving rumour of a monstrous being that Hitachi Locked 53 years ago under the grounds of A nice rustic retreat called "HonMammiry" (Turns Out the this being is no other than Autotrader Machinamech).
Ending Anna finally defeats autotrader But he was not out yet went for the last launching attack his stomach was opening for the last health attack. anna took a syringe to put numbiness in her tail and threw the long thing into the autotrader stomach mouth and ripped off. anna no liberating from this weight and starting getting ready to fight again. however it just enough because the water the tail was giving was poisionious to the evil essence of autotrader which rid his insides out killing him and turning him into sand. Anna smirked at her defeated opponent walked away. after going back home to visit her sex shop called "annite winters" she stumbed After she heard dress rip like something was coming out of her what used to be her tail end. She looked over to see what it was. But screens blacks out to keep mystery alive
Thanks to a increased Tail size in Tekken 5 she was given a sub boss ranking thanks to her more powerful moves.
