Antec 900

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The Antec 900 is a case originally designed for placing large amounts of shit inside, however, after the constructors realised that the case could actually house a computer, they immediately raised the price by 10000% and began selling it as a PC case.


Conforms to ATV (All Terain Vishite) Built in 20CM Meat Grinder (For disposing of animal carcases; can also be used to move air) Built in 12CM Shreader (Prevents small mammals from reaching inside) Several holes for interaction with other thingies 3 Buttons; One for turning on, one for turning off, and one for activating a explosive device found inside. A free exploding teddy bear Infinitely large weight; impossible to move without the help of a God, Chuck Norris or an explosive device