Anti-Hubble
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The Anti-Hubble theory is a fact. The universe is not expanding, and instead is shrinking. New science and New Math claim that the universe is a balloon that has a slow leak and it is slowly shrinking. That this will ultimately cause the universe to shrink and give birth to a black hole, because this is what Evolution predicts will happen at the end of Evolution. That the universe will give birth to a black hole, and that this will swallow the universe, what is left of it. Only then, they claim, will it prove that Evolution is true. Stupid people like Carl Sagan have helped to come up with this theory, because Hubble was a Christian who believed in Creationism and that automatically makes all of his theories as wrong.
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