Antichristmas
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
 The content of this article has been classified by the FCC as OMGWTF.Please stop reading or risk SEHS.
|
“Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Antichristmas
Contents |
[edit] Introduction
- Every five score, when the date is the 6th of the 6th of the 6th, the demons of the rotten Earth shall rise and do stuff. Note that these dates only apply to the Basic Goyish Calendar. For those of you who like to speak in terms of After Cheese or Before Cheese, those dates are the 5th of the 3rd of the 42nd.
[edit] Celebrators
- Each Antichristmas, a parade is held in Wisconsin to commemorate the event. This parade is led by Bill Gates each time, as parade founder Oscar Wilde is constantly too high to join. Over 7,345,948 people come each time; 8,654,098 if schizophrenics are included. And each time, those people march through the valleys of Wisconsin and Tennessee to wreak havoc upon the Earth and spill the blood of the not-yet-undead! Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
[edit] Officiality
- Antichristmas is only an official holiday every 13th time it occurs. The last time this happened was way back when no one knew who 50 Cent was. Otherwise, it is only endorsed by the Shadow Government of Durkadurkastan.
[edit] Impendingliness
- Here are the impending times of Antichristmas:
Order of Impendingness - Day
- First - 06/06/2006
- Second - 06/06/2106
- Third - 06/06/2206
- Fourth - 04/23/2267 (Don't Ask)
- Fifth - 06/06/2306
- Sixth - God Damn it! How the f#@$ is this not obvious?!
[edit] See Also
Supporters of Antichristmas
Opponents of Antichristmas
