Antipapal activity
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While the antipope has largely been ignored throughout history, it is in fact the reason for the creation of the Popemobile. Because of the large amounts of stress that the Antipope endures, due largely to overzealous spider monkeys, and the Vitamin C poisoning, the Antipope unfortunately has a tendency to develop an interesting array of hobbies.
One of the Antipope's favourite activities is to roll out of the gutters on the side of the roads, and "play roadkill" in the centreline of the road. This is generally harmless, until the Antipope by chance plays this game in the middle of one of the Pope's parade routes. As mentioned beforehand, this results in a massive explosion when the Pope crosses directly over the Antipope.
Because of at least six such incidences of this nature occurring, which are now referred to conveniently as the "Crusades", the Popemobile was invented. The Antipopes are also sexually attracted to curling, which is a necessity for nomination to the Antipope position.
