Anton

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anton zhyzhyn was born in the earths core in 5712. he is currently living in the sky where he takes on the part time role of spiderman. He owns his own jail on mars. various inmates include god jesus the teletubbies and JFK. He cant speak and communicates in grunts. Anton died when he got sucked into a black hole at the end of the universe