Antony Wong

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A man with one word

Antony Wong was born in April the 26th 1958. Known as 'the Wong man' due to to his reputation, Antony wong has scoured over the years seaching for his true destiny. He has been a successful movie director, actor and master chef.

Life[edit]

Antony was born on April the 26th in 1958 in Hong Kong. Little is known of his past as he was taught under the watchful eye of the kung fu master of china Bruce Willis. At the age of five Antony's reputation started to spawn as more and more people were talking about the mysterious student of Bruce Willis. He began his BANG! training career in masterchef cooking at the academy for performing arts in Hong kong. After his training with Bruce Willis and His masterchef training Antony aimed for the heights by acting in many famous western movies such as Hard boiled , the heroic trio and Lord of the rings.

20 years later and Antony Wong decided it was time to do some cooking at Masterchef, after being destroyed by the competition Antony decided it was best to go back to the movies unfortunately he joined into movies such as Raped by an Angel 4: The Raper's Union(check it its on wiki).

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His brillint acting during his days in Hard boiled

DARK TIMES FOR THE WONG MAN[edit]

in early 2008 Antony was a victim of stalking by his self proclaimed 'biggest fan' of the hit {get it} raped by an angel series, John Wong Fu. The crazed Fu claimed that during an autograph signing in China, Antony stole Fu's Fried Chicken. Antony replied with a steven Seagal back hand. The threats continued throughout His journeys around the world including Australia. His Journey in Australia was filled with gay prostitiutes coming to see him wanting his 'cooked rice' due to his role in Now You See Love... Now You Don't (1992. Antony dropped to a new low after having sexy time with 2009 masterchef winner Julie Goodwin. After escaping from julie's massive 'buns' Antony had a dramatic breakdown claiming he was Jessica Watson and demanded he be cast in the role of jessica watson the movie.In preparation of the film jessica Antony attempted to sail around the world but only got as far as the outskirts of Australian waters when the cast of sea patrol held him at gun point stating he was smuggling people. Antony, who used his quick wit {or lack thereof } lept from the boat screaming "Now you see love and now you dont" before disappearing into the deep blue.

List of movies he's been in[edit]

- My Name Ain't Suzie biatch(1985)

- The Big Score (1990)

- No Risk, No Gain (1990)

- The Set Up (1990)

When Fortune Smiles (1990)

Casino Raiders 2 (1991)

Don't Fool Me (1991)

Erotic Ghost Story 2 (1991)

An Eternal Combat (1991)

Angel Hunter (1992)


Hard Boiled (1992)

Her Fatal Ways 3 (1992)

Hero Of The Beggars (1992)

Lucky Encounter (1992)

Now You See Love... Now You Don't (1992)'

Sting of The Scorpion (1992)

What A Hero! (1992)

The Heroic Trio (1993)

Daughter Of Darkness (1993)

Executioners (1993)

Fight Back To School 3 (1993)


Lamb Killer (1993)

Legal Innocence (1993)

The Mad Monk (1993)

Madam City Hunter (1993)

Master Wong vs. Master Wong (1993)

Moment of Romance 2 (1993)

3 Days of a Blind Girl (1993)

Tigers - The Legend Of Canton (1993

The Underground Banker (1993)

The Untold Story (1993)

Now You See Me Now You Don't (1994)

Awakening (1994)

Bomb Disposal Officer: Baby Bomb (1994)

Cop Image (1994)

A Gleam of Hope (1994)

Organized Crime & Triad Bureau (1994)

Our Neighbour Detective (1994)

Rock n' Roll Cop (1994)

The Day that Doesn't Exist (1995) Highway Man (1995)

New Tenant (1995)[also director]

Another Chinese Cop (1996)

Young and Dangerous 2 (1996)

Young and Dangerous 3 (1996)

Top Banana Club (1996)[also director]

Mongkok Story (1996)

Black Mask (1996)

Ebola Syndrome (1996)

Big Bullet (1996)

Viva Erotica (1996)

Out of the Blur (1996)

Armageddon (1997)

Midnight Zone (1997)

Young and Dangerous 4 (1997)

Jail in Burning Island (1997)

Option Zero (1997)

Teaching Sucks! (1997)

Young and Dangerous 5 (1998)

Beast Cops (1998)

The Group (1998)

Haunted Mansion (1998)

The Storm Riders (1998)

GOD.com (1998)

The Demon's Baby (1998)

The Untold Story 2 (1998)

Mr. Wai-Go (1998)

Rape Trap (1998)

Raped by an Angel 4: The Raper's Union (1999)

Fascination Amour (1999)

Ordinary Heroes (1999)

The King of Debt Collecting Agent (1999)

A Man Called Hero (1999)

Century of the Dragon (1999)

Deadly Camp (1999)

Erotic Nightmare (1999)

Heaven of Hope (1999)

The Kingdom of Mob (1999)

A Lamb in Despair (1999)

The Legendary "Tai Fei" (1999)

Ungrateful Tink (1999)

Metade Fumaca (1999)

The Mission (1999)

Evil Fade (2000)

Baroness (2000)

Fist Power (2000)

Ghost Meets You (2000)

Home for a Villain (2000)

Bloody Secret (2000)

Hong Kong History X (2000)

Jiang Hu - The Triad Zone (2000)

Let It Be (2000)

Phantom Call (2000)

Queenie & King the Lovers (2000)


Ransom Express (2000)

Return to Dark (2000)

Story of Prostitutes (2000)

Take Top (2000)

Time and Tide (2000)

X-Cop Girls (2000)

Violent Cop (2000)[2]

Gen-Y Cops (2000)

Runaway (2001)

City of Desire (2001)

Thou Shall Not Commit (2001)

Visible Secret (2001)

The Legend of a Professional (2001)

United we Stand and Swim (2001)

My Life as McDull (2001)[voice only]

U-Man (2002)

Fighting to Survive (2002)

Princess D (2002)

Just One Look (2002)

Demi-Haunted (2002)

Infernal Affairs (2002)

Cat and Mouse (2003)

Give Them a Chance (2003)[cameo]

Colour of the Truth (2003)

The Twins Effect (2003)

The Medallion (2003)

Fu Bo (2003)

Infernal Affairs II (2003)

Infernal Affairs III (2003)/

Golden Chicken 2 (2003)

20 : 30 : 40 (2004)

McDull, Prince de la Bun (2004)[voice only]

A-1 Headline (2004) Slim Till Dead (2005)

House of Fury (2005)

2 Young (2005)

Demoniac Flash (2005)

Initial D (2005)

Ah Sou (2005)

All About Love (2005)

McDull, The Alumni (2006)

Isabella (2006)

On the Edge (2006)


Exiled (2006)

The Painted Veil (USA 2006)

Dancing Lion (2007)

Sweet Revenge (2007)

Mr. Cinema (2007)

Simply Actors (2007)

Secret (2007)

The Sun Also Rises (2007)

Bullet & Brain (2007)

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

Plastic City (2008)

True Women for Sale (2008)

The Underdog Knight (2008)

I Corrupt All Cops (2009)

Turning Point (2009)

McDull Kung Fu Ding Ding Dong (2009)[voice only]

Vengeance (2009)

Dream Home (2010)


see also[edit]

world war 111

masterchef