Antropomorph
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“Oh, how boring. I saw that trick at least a 72 times back in my days.”
~ Oscar Wilde on antropomorphing
“Bollox”
~ Fred The Monkey on Homestar Runner Antropomorphing towards the big screen
Antropomorphing is a super-style ability given to people, animals and soup-urgh-na-tu-ral-puh-naw-may-nuurgh!
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[edit] Explanation
Quite often, some people need to help people and they just Antropomorph. Everybody does it. Even (quite obviously) Your mom!! Usually when people antropomorph, they yell "Antropomorph Time!" with one exclamation mark. After that they yell "BAZZINNG!!" in all capital letters with two exclamation marks. In case you are BENSON, the value multiplies with the amount on the dice.
The most known antropomorpher, yet semi-super-anti-uli-quadru-fictional, Superman has an Antropomobelt™. The belt was invented in InverseFictom Factory.com and is currently the most richest "thing" "in" the planet. As it is located between magma and manga anime pron, Jakoyonodu, the president of IF2 is quite proud of his insane name and Japanese heritage
[edit] The IAHQ
For people that need help on Antropomorphruf... Antrofu... Anfur... Cheese, the IAHQ is always open for giving help, taking help and selling shirts. It was founded 98 A.D.
Located in some insane mountain, the IAHQ is the leading helper of Antropomorphers all around the world. It's festival "Antropomorph Day" has been quite successful for 20 years. It's current festival, Antropomorph Day 1995-2010 is rated "nuts times three" by Billerson Daily. It's president, Vladimir Vl☺dimu has been rated "nuts times three too!!".
[edit] Appearance
Once it happens, as previously described, "ANTROPOMORPH TIME! BAZZINNG!!" would be the thing Benson would of said. When it happens, the person "antropomorphligating" would have a FLUSH in their eye. This first discovered by Ben Son, the son of Ben. THE SON OF THE INSANE CRAZY MADMAN BEN...SON.
[edit] In Popular Culture
- In NUTSBEARS, Loller, a secrut agent unknown to everybody kills everybody with the effect of antromorphage.
- Also, in a bonus file, Coffen, that crazy ape that calls out the NutsBears antropomorphs while Muumi, while drinking coffee, has a vison
- Robbie Williams wrote a song "You and Me. Antropomorph. Now. Monkeys good! Cheese bad! ;--)"
- Hot dogs in New York often come antropomorph flavoured.
- Dr. Jekyll used his antropomorph power to switch into cheese. Later, he turned into Mr. Hyde.
- JKR uses antropomorphing to make time around him go faster and that is the actual cause why his toons are late.
- LOLbee from Homestar Runner quite often antropomorphs to make cherries appear. Over his Head.
[edit] People who often use antropomorphing
In crappological order, descending.
- Superman (uncrappiest)
- George W. Bush (misuses antropomorphing)
- Mhaille
- Zombiebaron (uses infinitely. All the time)
- Jack (uses to heal's Johnny)
- They (see Them)
- Johnny (uses to chainsa'a massacre)
- Bob (uses to plop the plop out of Henry)
- Henry (Hantajo!)
- Your Mom (how cliché)
- Yoko Ono (uses to beat them up)
- Them (see They)
- Batman (uses to fly like a bird)
- Xena (uses to beat up their nose)
- Homeless Nerds (crappiest)
[edit] Trivia
- Antropomorphage is the name of the poop-like substance that appears in the antropomorpher's nose after they antropomorph.
- Antropomorphable is when an object can be eaten with antropomorphage sauce.
- Earmuffs contain 97% antropomorphage and 3% of complete bullsh*t.
- Mr. Censoror should be killed to a sh*t ocean because he turns plain sh*t into bullsh*t.
- Did you know, that you suck goo when you antropomorph virgins?
[edit] What the hell does it do?
Where the "HELL" should I know? You thought of coming here in the first place may tell you? You are so gullible and dumb. Uncyclopedia is full of LIES. You should antropomorph out of here. Maybe Wikipedia has the "truth". Then again, maybe not.
[edit] See Also
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