Anuswax

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This is a very bad case of anuswax. You could almost call this a real smear of poop.

Anuswax is a waxy substance left behind on the anus after pooping. It is not always wiped up by toilet paper. You can find out if you have any anuswax by sticking a finger up your anus and digging around in "there". You can avoid getting anuswax after pooping by wiping really hard, and washing your butt (or using your toothbrush) often. You should also be suspicious of other people that do not wipe really well after pooping, because naked people sometimes sit down on toilets or seats in changing rooms, and leave anuswax behind.

[edit] History

Anuswax was first discovered when White Juan forgot to wipe, 50 years ago. They noticed that night while changing that there was poop in their underwear. Alex is the poop smeared around in the underwear so badly that they had to go through an entire roll of toilet paper to wipe the poop smear off their anus. Even then, their anus felt kind of waxy. They decided to make up the term "anuswax" for this horrible type of poop smear.

[edit] Anuswax Today

Today, Alex is said to have anuswax if they do not wipe after they poop. However, the term can also refer to when you have such bad diarrhea that just wiping isn't enough, and your anus feels "waxy" until you take a bath or shower. In the case of people that don't wipe, they often leave anuswax behind on their underwear, or on places that they sit down on with a naked butt.

Apparently "Anuswax" is also considered to be an offensive word. If you look at the BigDick's List of Curse Words, you will find "anuswax" to be near the top of the list of A-words.

[edit] Also known as

Anuswax goes by many terms, including, but not limited to, Buttcrack wax, Anusgoo, Anusgoop, Unwiped Poop, Poop of poop, Shit-Chute wax, Anusy stuff, The wax that tastes like fridge, and The-poop-that-never-ever-seems-to-get-wiped-up-so-you-have-to-wash-your-anus-to-get-it-off-or-go-with-a-waxy-anus-for-the-rest-of-the-day. It should be noted that these terms should be not be confused with those described in the Feces article.