Apache Chief

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Apache "Tommy" Chief was the first Protector of the American Way and was the first Super Hero ever. This man did it all. And by "all" I mean "looked super cool, and could blow milk out of his tear duct". Yes, his tear duct. This stunt has reccently been duplicated by Green Lantern, but he used his power ring. The Chief didn't stoop to such levels. Never. And this one time he also killed Columbus in a manner befitting Vlad the Impaler. His son was a member of the Super Friends.

Preceded by:
Protector of the American Way
Beginning of Time - 1854
Succeeded by:
Uncle Sam