Appendix War of 1393
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[edit] History
This has been labelled by historians as history's most pointless battle. Lasting from 1494 - 4910 with over 1 trillion ants destroyed. It all started on the continent of Appendixtica in 1494 when the Appendixsites discovered what the internet was. Sadly, due to the massive amounts of "naughty" images online, the Appendixsites' minds became warped and twisted. It is believed that the Appendixsites were heavily addicted to Fark's squirrel picture. It is unknown, but they went nuts over the images. Something about squirrels and the people of Appendixsites made their heads explode.
[edit] The Great Battle of 1494
It all started when the cult of the King of the Internet demanded that the Appendixsites hand-over the only remaining copies of squirrel porn. Being addicted they did not. This got the King of the Internet very mad and he used his l33t skillz to make the Appendixsites Banned from the Internet. This got them very mad. They declared war a 12:34 PM againt the King of the Internet. Historians have little knowledge of what happened next, but they have been able to recreate the first of many bloody battles. There are no details about the battle, probably because the internet was down. Historians do know that the following things where destroyed:
After the Great Battle, there was a 13-hour LAN party at Somebody's house. All that is known is that Counter-strike was played. It is reported that many people exploded at the low FPS rate caused by a disturbance in the frequency of cars. A possible explanation is algebra.
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