Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 12

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April 12: Narcolepsy D....zzzzzz........ ay...zzzz..

The person in 2034 sleeping on books.
  • 658 BC - Everyone in Greece takes a nap.
  • 124 BC - Forgetting to file his taxes on time, a Roman uninvents fire in an attempt to delay the deadline. His mom foils his plans.
  • 1022 AD - The Library of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is established in Sicily.
  • 1299 - The Renaissance is delayed by one year because of how tired everyone is.
  • 1943 - Jeremaiah Einstein was beaten with a really dirty stick while no one cared.
  • 1945 - Orville Redenbacher begins work on The Manhattan Project.
  • 1946 - Orville's rival begins work on The Ohio Project.
  • 1955 - February's Groundhog leaves hole in total darkness, Spring decides not to come at all this year, skips straight to summer.
  • 1962 The God Emperor of All Knobheads is born
  • 1966 - Celebration of the Birth of Christ. Again.
  • 1967 - Che Guevara takes a nap and wakes up in a CIA prison in Bolivia.
  • 1969 - Sharon Stone comes out of retirement to become, at 78, the oldest woman to circumnavigate Arnold Schwartzenegger.
  • 1979 - Mel Gibson goes mad & eliminates a rogue biker gang.
  • 1985 - Battleship has reached a new record of kids killed through eating the little plastic peices with their ice-cream, mistaking them for sprinkles.
  • 2034 - Someone has a wet dream while hugging books.
  • 2049 - Rainbow Brite task force counter attacks, defeating Lord Zarquon in an epic battle involving at least three spork battles.
  • 2058 - The government of North Korea declares No Sleeping Day. 4,000 people are killed in a fight when the people oppose the government.
  • 2059 - North Koreans celebrate Narcolepsy Day again.