Arbor Day

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Arbor Day is an alternative, planet-friendly version of Armageddon (also know as Doomsday) popularized by hippies and J.R.R. Tolkien fans. Prophecied by Marie Curie after her extended exposure to radiation endowed her with super-human powers, it predicts the day when Ents shall "pour forth from all the forests across the land , thereby enveloping the Earth and destroying civilization and all you stupid fuckers along with it! Oh, but all the animals will be okay. 'Cause they're cool."

According to the prophecy, which will not be quoted here in its entirety as it is over three hundred pages long and consists almost entirely of crude depictions of elephants stomping on Chinese people, Arbor Day will fall on April 22 of the year 2006, last exactly thirteen hours, and bring an end to all pain, suffering and capitalism on Earth.

Many believers also theorize that Arbor Day, like Doomsday, must be instigated by an evil villain. They agree that said evil villain shall most likely be a Hobbit, or other small humanoid, seeking revenge agaist all humanity for being taller than him.