Arc: the Twilight of the Spirits
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| Arc Twilight of the Spirits | |
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| Developer(s) | SCEE. |
| Publisher(s) | I dunno Cattlecall I think? |
| Designer(s) | The guy that failed Art School. |
| Engine | The PS3 |
| Latest version | .1 |
| Release date(s) | sometime in the near present |
| Genre | Role Playing? THEY TAKE TURNS TO HURT EACH OTHER |
| Mode(s) | JUST ONE! |
| Rating(s) | teen |
| Platform(s) | PlayStation 3 |
| Media | 5 × BD-ROMs |
| System requirements | $9999999999 |
| Input | NOTHING! |
| Monthly fee | {{{fee}}} |
| Active players | {{{players}}} |
Arc Twilight is a successful and popular RPG published by the famous company Cattle Call, so successful that they only have two games under their belt. It tells the story of two brothers. Kharg and Darc, separated at birth desperately trying to escape the sluts that pursue them, Paulette and Delma. Along the way they meet a variety of interesting yet disturbing people and creatures, such as Lilia, the pretty girl that everyone wants to bang.
[edit] Characters
- Kharg- Who starred in such films as, "the boy who needed to be shot," and, "My god shut up about Justice," is one of the lead characters of the game. He is the leader of the Humans and runs away from home after his mother sexually abused him. Also there was the fact that some slut called Paulette is after his babies. Plus like every other leader in the game he wants to bang Lilia and save the world from the evil Shinra. I mean Dilzweld. He spends his whole time talking about justice whilst trying to kill his own brother just cos he is Deimos - the racist swine!! He acts as the warrior of the party and fights with a sword shaped like a triangle. He is unique amongst the human party as he can cast wind magic as well as use moves.
- Paulette- Who starred in such films as, "23 inches of pain," and, "Snow White does Seven Dwarfs," is the stereotypical whore who follows around the lead male cos she's so pathetic that she needs male attention to fell like a worthwhile human being. But to be frank even with that attention it doesn't change the fact she's a gutter-whore. She left home to pursue her one true love Kharg despite the fact he's either too stupid to realise she likes him, despite the fact that she shoves her mole in his face at any opportunity, or he just wants to bang the lead female Lilia. She spends her whole time asking whether she has surpassed her father yet when she did that as soon as she reached level 3-GIRLFRIEND HE'S DEAD SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER!! She too is a racist and hates Deimos because Volk killed her father, come on your dad killed his wife and child first. She acts as a warrior and her preferred element is fire.
- Maru- Is an orphaned prince who has lost his memory and lives like a tramp, he meets Kharg when he is cruising for a rent boy in the makeout woods behind the castle ruins. Kharg finds his rentboy and he, Paulette and Kharg live whorily everafter. Maru's hobbies include, stealinfg from little children and shooting down giant objects from the sky such as giant pterodactlys and airships, of course using only his bow and arrows. He is a creepy lil' perv with psychic powers which he uses to spy on paulette's mole when she is changing, if only she had another set of clothes to change into. He is also in love with a wooden puppet, but ends up marrying his cousin instead, how nice for him to keep his crown in the family. Unlike every other human character he isn't a racist and thinks deimos and humans can just have orgies together.
