Are you colour-blind?

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This really simple test will allow you to find out if you are color-blind. Do this test step by step: look at the picture for approximately ten seconds and then answer the question.

Contents 1 First step 2 Step 2 3 Step 3 4 Step 4 5 Step 5 6 Step 6 7 Step 7 8 Step 8 9 Step 9 10 Step 10 11 Verdict: Are you color-blind?

[edit] First step

What do you see?

1. A black A behind a grid
2. A black A in front of a grid
3. Nothing but a grid

[edit] Step 2

What do you see?

1. A grey A behind a red grid
2. A grey A in front of a red grid
3. A green grid behind a grey A

[edit] Step 3

What do you see?

1. A green spot, a yellow one, a red one, and a blue one
2. A green spot, a yellow one, a purple one, and a yellow-orange one
3. Nothing but a grid

[edit] Step 4

What do you see?

1. Nothing but a grid
2. A blue A in front of a grid
3. A blue A behind a grid

[edit] Step 5

What do you see?

1. A green F, maybe
2. A red F
3. A blue A

[edit] Step 6

What don't you see?

1. Nothing
2. A turkey sandwhich
3. A mauve grid, a really cute one

[edit] Step 7

What do you see?

1. A pink spot, a blue one, um...
2. A pink spot, a blue one, a green one, a red one, a blue one, a green one, a pink one, a red one, a blue one, a turquoise blue one, a blue one, a green one, a yellow one, a red one.
3. A cat reading a poem

[edit] Step 8

What do you see?

1. A green G
2. A red Q
3. A pink background

[edit] Step 9

What do you see?

1. Plenty of colors
2. A flock of vegetables
3. Blood flowing from my eye

[edit] Step 10

What do you see?

1. Nothing, but I suddenly want to eat some meat
2. Nothing, but I feel like I need a shovel
3. Nothing, but what if I tried to put my cat in a closed bag, just to check if it floats?
4. Kitty, come here...

[edit] Verdict: Are you color-blind?

Now you are.

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