Armed Forces of the Philippines
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Today the most noobs arm forces in east middle earth. The army of fag they called them there. They can't even defend the country against invading Angry miner Dwarfs from China.
The most powerful Weapon they possess is the Tora Tora plane which has +21 attack power against insects.
Because they belong to the warrior class they practice rampant homosexuality between their peers also to sorry ass civilians who are stupid to get in their way. They are master of the surprise sex attack to the rear maneuvers develop by Captain Diego Bakla.
They also like to Torture their Kidnap victims by electrocuting their wieners and doing sexual acts of homosexuality on their victim the only guy can withstand this kind torture is that gay guy.
Also they combat the rebel force by killing women and children because of the get them while they are still young philosophy.
| The Country (Ang Bayan): | Filipino - Philippines | ||
| Filipino People (Kuna Da Nga Pilipino): | Abu Sayyaf - Corazon Aquino - Cueshe - Hale - Imelda Marcos - Michelle Malkin - Raganciano Kapitapitagan Junior - Renaldo Lapuz | ||
| Filipino Culture (Ang Kultura): | Homosexuality in the Philippines - Jeepney - Mail-to-Order Brides - Miss Earth Pageant - Philippine Cuisine - Armed Forces of the Philippines | ||
| Filipino Locations (Iti Papanan Da): | Ateneo de Manila University - Manila - Philippine Tourism - University of the Philippines |
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