Army Babies

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Army babies are the recruted crazy kamicazee psychos from America. These crazy kids are extremely loyal to their country and each carry 2 kits:

-Medical kit

-non-medical kit

Found in their med kits are:

-full bottles

-extra pampers or huggies (huggies for pilots and pampers for infantry)

-pacifiers

-story book

Found in their non-med kits are:

-used huggies

-sour milk

-hot oatmeal

-bouncy balls

-machine gun

-extra marbles (ammo for machine gun)

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These babies are the Air Force babies. Their choppers are all made by Tyco and are able to reach hights of up to 20ft. They can drop up to 3 used huggies at a time.