Army of the SNEEPUR
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“ah,yes the SNEEPUR, I do belive their motto was, "Do ask, and Dooooo tell".”
~ Oscar Wilde on Army of the SNEEPUR
“Back when I was a part, I only had 4 secret herbs and spices... one of which was Aunt Flo.”
~ Colonel Sanders on Army of the SNEEPUR
“Wheezzzee, cough, Even more absorbant, cough cough, than my line of tampons cough wheeze, Jedi scum!!”
~ General Grievous on Tar Heroin
Army of the Suprizingly Non-Efficient Equllibrum Poking Uncyclopedia Rewriters
To all those out there whom can not spell. Those whom watch Romeo and Juliet,(with Leo DiCapiro) and for the next three days speak perfect Shakespearian. For those that perfer to bitch smack ones foes, instance of smiteing them with ones fists. For those whom just want to thing and dance. Those Americans whom just don't get European humor. Conservitives who belive ipod is the devil. Ferret lovers. Those who get beat up by retards and little girls. Anyone may join my army.
JOIN ME!!!
Your benifits for joining me will not inclued unless otherwise there for none the stated in an awfully worded fruit basket served in a dirty ashtray;
- A silly "This user belongs to another user's Army" template to add to <insert name here>'s user page.
- A complementary SNEEPUR Army uniform.
- Some type of STD,(the kind with puss like discharge).
- Permission to fly around uncyclopedia, speaking in sheaksperian, but yet not know how to spell it.
- Respect by peoples whom look up to you.
- Free passwords to many gay porn sites.
- The Monroe JFK sex tape.
- A free Morrocon Hooker mailed straight to your doorstep, Ages 13 and up only
Your mission, if you accept it. Too make funny all articles not funny enough to make one LOL, or ROFL. Please make sure you go by the rules applied to you by Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. I would do it myself, but it seems I am unconciously hooked up on prostitutes, Jesus, and Kitten Huffing. Huh,.... Jesus was a kitten huffing prostitute..... HEY Bob!!! Have they done that yet?????..... NO?..... That'll be FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!
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What is a Sneepur?? Anyone who has ever seen Eli Roth's movie "Hostle", would know that a sneepur is a ficticious part of a womans genitalia.
[edit] Historic facts about Sneepur
- Febuary 30th, 1972. Won the "Cod Wars" between Iceland and the Falkland Islands.
- In 1976, successfuly filled 42 billion cans of Carlsburg beer, with human urine. And no body could tell the difference.
- October 15 1978, Was the first millitary in the world comprised of 16 silky Terriers, 4 yellow ducks, (two of which were rubber), an inbread hick named Jarvis, and a blind Microneasian hooker named Fat KiLi. Strangly enough france surrendered to them after Jarvis tried comunicateing with one of the rubber duckys while they were all on vacation in Paris.
- The only army in the world to exist in a mans head.... and still France surrendered.
- In 1986 the first army to be 100% e-litter-ate.
- Only thing in the world that smells like fish yet tastes like chicken.
