Arthur's Anomaly

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Arthurs annomally is one of those "Oh my God were all going to die" things that we have no power to stop. Discovered by Richard 'Arthur' Cranium and technically not an object, it's probably gonna kill us all, so after you read this, make sure you sacrafise everything you can find.

What is it?[edit]

File:Southcrossvac.jpg Arthur's annomally is annomally that is occuring between Alpha and Beta centuri in the constalation called the Milky Way. In laymans terms, it can be called a giant vaccum that opens near Alpha centuri and spits stuff out at Beta centuri. Normally, the vaccum that is found in Arthur's annomally would be harmless, however this on just happens to have a special difference (see How it works below). In non laymans terms;

“Arthur's Annomally is a series of suns, vortex's and complex manovuring procedures that allows any object of realtive size to enter at one end and leave out the other. This will then usually result in a reashaping of the universe and often cause catacalismic damage”

~ Science on Arthur's Annomally

Of course, if you were to listen to this description, you could call eating Arthur's annomally since the food enters through one end (the mouth) and exits through another (the arse) usually resulting in a change of the universe (the previously white coloured food is now brown) and catacalismic damage (have you ever walked into a public bathroom after someone has used it?).

How it works[edit]

Quite simply, there are a number of theorys but this is the most widley excepted one, however, at the risk of being unbiased, the other theorys are listed below

But that all rubbish and politics. The truth is suspicously eaiser to understand. It goes something like this; We already know that the vaccum has a fair bit of pulling power. This pulling power is not very strong, but it is enough to start one of Alpha Centuri's spinning. This, in turn, has caused the other two suns to start spinning around, and they are slowly gainig speed. The direction of their spin just happens to be in that of the vaccum, and when they enter the vaccum, it will take them approximatly 4 years to crash into Beta Centuri with such force that it will ignore the pull of the vaccum and head straight into Beta's 2 suns.

The result?[edit]

Once again, many theory's here (one of them even envolves people uncontrolably wearing underpants on their head) though the most widley accepted one goes something like this

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~ Science on The result of Arthur's annomally
The easy way to understand the result of Arthur's Annomally

Of course that way to confusing to understand, so thats why we've put this pretty little picture here to descibe it a fun way and in only 1000 words.