Artificial Stupidity
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Artificial Stupidity (AS) is similar to Artificial Intelligence (AI) in that it is artificial, but thats were the similarity ends. It was developed in 1965 by Rebekah Wade editor of The Sun. Her first design incorporating this technology was named Simon Cowel. The idea was soon patented by Richard Bradson and the tycoon now plans to have one in every home to complete his plans for world domination.
“I declare that, regarding the Artificial Stupidity, the only thing worse than having Artificial Stupidity, that I have absolutely nothing to declare at all.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Artificial Stupidity
One popular and early definition of artificial stupidity research, put forth by John McCarthy at the Dartmouth Conference in 1956, is "making a machine behave in ways that would be called stupid if a human were doing it", repeating the claim put forth by Alan Turing in "Computing machinery and stupidity" (Mind, October 1950). However, this definition seems to ignore the possibility of Strong Artificial Stupidity.
One spin-off technology of AS research was in the area of seduction. Even today, artificial stupidity is helping geeks get laid when there is no alcohol available - and they don't wish to drink.
[edit] Models and Uses
- V1 Series
- Slob
- Chav
- V2 Series
- Air Hostess
- Check-Out Girl
- V3 Series
- Factory Worker
- B&Q Worker
- VX Series
- George Bush
- Rihanna
- Jar Jar Binks
