Ascot
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== Ascotget.exe ==
Ye find yeself in a small basement, smelling of replenished electrolytes and burnt cabbage.
What do ye?
look cabbage
This cabbage reeks of something foul.
What do ye?
take cabbage
Cabbage get!
What do ye?
look stairs
There be 14 stairs, to be precise.
What do ye?
go stairs
Is that not how ye got down here to find yeself in yon basement?
What do ye?
climb stairs
Stairs climbed!
Ye find yeself at a door, presumably at the top of the stairs.
What do ye?
look ascot
Ascot get!
Ye art yon winner!
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