Ash wednesday
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Ash Wednesday is the day when everyone stays home to celebrate the cleaning of their chimney. As the years go by, these savage animals tend to get themselves jammed into your roof at one point, and you'll need to clean them out before they set the house on fire.
Celebrated on some random wednesday that nobody cares about, this holiday is usually used as an excuse to not sit at some silly desk job. Most people, in their constant inability to comprehend the holiday, sometimes send their kids into their rooms to play pokemon.
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