Asia (town)
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[edit] Asia (town)
Asia is a scenic little town across't border. It has a population of 2,543 (including women and eunuchs), 120% of which are Asian, 14% are beige and a further 18% are people.
[edit] History
Asia was founded in 1215 by Ming the Merciless as a place where he could park his cows and enjoy a drink. The full name of Asia is the United Empire of Asia. All the Asian countries joined together to fight the US of A and that is why they hate North Korea.
Asia's history hasn't always been so pleasant, this one time there was an epidemic of Spon Plague and this other time a civil war happened around it. Ruby Tuesday would have you believe she conquered Asia, whereas in reality she gained control of the town after a peaceful shepherding contestpetition. More recently, some ducks had to be slaughtered due to Foot and Mouth.
[edit] Landmarks
The most famous landmark in Asia is the public house Ming the Merciless founded (pictured), called "the White Swan" (pronounced: Zheay V'khitchay Sh'varhnf), it is reportably built of the bones of his enemies.
Ming Vases are manufactured in Asia out of the decrepid remains of Elvis Prestley.
Visitors flock from yards around to see Asia's village pump . This pump is made of pure bronzed gold (bought back by Genghis Khan from Europe) and taps into an underground soy sauce enclave.
The Great Wall of China was built by the Ming Dynasty to prevent foreigners from Peeking at Peking.
Genghis Khan is an asian explorer to the outside world, and his golden line is " In the west people dye themselves with curry, on the northwestern end the people's makeup is make off cream cheese, this is all so like a fantasy"
[edit] Politics
The current Lord Mayor of Asia is Mao Tsedong, he has pledged to tackle the town's badger problem and oppose the space station planned five miles down't road.
Asia is not to be confused with Asia (continent) or Asia Minor (not to be confused with Ursa Minor) or Ajor Major or Ajax, Ontario.
