Asian Pride

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“Me proud of who me am”

“This cause me much concern.”

~ An Asian Pride member upon discovering that no Asians inhabited Lappland

Asian Pride (slang: Hongky) is the fastest growing gang since the March of the Penguins. Their hometown is Chinatown. They have established a Chinatown wherever Indians aren't in a one-shop radius. One should say that Asian Pride is the fastest growing population. Which also means WATCH OUT THE CHINESE ARE COMING!

National Anthem[edit]

There is a house in Chinatown, They call the Panda Bear, It's made a baboon of all the slave boys, and God, I know I'm one.

I farm a rice paddy on the Superdome, How long now? Until the Shanghai rolls in the Yum Cha shop, The stock went. But the dumplings still remain as president, Not 50 Cent...


THE CHINESE! ARE COMING! THE CHINESE! ARE COMING! I SAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH FRIED RICE I STILL REMAIN IN ASIAN PRIDE!

THE CHINESE! ARE COMING! THE CHINESE! ARE COMING! I SAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH FRIED RICE I STILL REMAIN IN ASIAN PRIDE!


A small, short man who belives in Asian myths, We've lost hope now. Until the man himself condemns belief, Let's eat Bok Choi now! When mister Mao Ze Dong lets in the thief,

  • sigh*... Whats wrong now?

Chorus

I SAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH FRIED RICE I STILL REMAIN IN ASIAN PRIDE! I SAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH FRIED RICE I STILL REMAIN IN ASIAN PRIDE! I SAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH FRIED RICE I STILL REMAIN IN ASIAN PRIDE!