Ass On

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Ass On is a new product created by the makers of "Head On". To use, you pull your pants, underwear down, bend over and insert the product into your Ass. The product comes in a box that has a pix of a human ass on it, and the commercial's jingle is "Ass ON ?! You stick it up your ass! Ass ON! You stick it up your Ass! Ass On! You stick it up your Ass!".

Other pain relieving aids include Pussy On and Dick On which are used in the event that one has had too much fun during self stimulation and it got really painful.

Another famous product made by the makers of "Head On" is what the Admins here use when things get too painful for them.

This product is endorsed by the U.S. Democratic Party.

[edit] Things that Ass On will work on - if it gives YOU a pain in the ass

• Ass pain
• The IRS
• the shits

[edit] Source

• Head On Pain Reliever

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